I assume some sort of congratulations are in order. So congratulations. In about 17 years you can get him to come back from the loo, loudly at an appropriate point.
Complete plastic, only been a supporter for two weeks, doesn't know ANY of the player's names, and when you ask him about his favourite Albion match, he shits himself.
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Try him on the pies
Congrats, plenty of new material there no doubt!