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[Technology] New Decade, New Technology: What Will Replace The Omsung Phine?



Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
72,327
Obviously humanity can't continue gazing at a dreary 4 by 2 black box forever. What technology d'ya reckon Ben's Great Grandad will be failing to master in ten years time?

Asking for a friend.
 




Stat Brother

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NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
Moving sex dolls.



Replying for a friend.
 




Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
20,573
Playing snooker
Vodafone suggested they could let me have an Apple TV box for £2 per month on my existing contract but I said thanks but no thanks.

I don't suppose they mentioned how much for the moving sex doll, did they? :whistle:
 


AmexRuislip

Retired Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
34,759
Ruislip
In the future Bluetooth will be replaced by Backteeth, as everyone will be fed up with it not fecking working properly.
 




Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat
Obviously humanity can't continue gazing at a dreary 4 by 2 black box forever. What technology d'ya reckon Ben's Great Grandad will be failing to master in ten years time?

Asking for a friend.

Do you mean Ben's grandson? You may be getting your ancestors and descendants mixed up.
 




Fungus

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May 21, 2004
7,156
Truro
Books, garden tools for growing veggies, bicycles, rediscovering friendly card games, jumpers for goalposts, public transport. I wouldn't assume technology will continue moving forward (not at the same pace, anyway). Most of it is more for the benefit of the sellers than the buyers; maybe we'll reach a mature saturation point.
 








GT49er

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Feb 1, 2009
49,183
Gloucester
Obviously humanity can't continue gazing at a dreary 4 by 2 black box forever. What technology d'ya reckon Ben's Great Grandad will be failing to master in ten years time?

No idea what it'll be - but what I have no doubt whatsoever about is that I won't be dashing out to buy one!
 




The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
26,185
West is BEST
New tech will be focussed on environmental and energy projects. Personal tech has plateaued with new stuff being for completists and those who have more money than sense. Things may get faster but there’ll be no major innovation in the next five years.
 












studio150

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Jul 30, 2011
30,227
On the Border
Robots doing almost all jobs from barmen to accountants and a home robot for household chores.

Leaving us free to become couch potatoes
 






vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,272
Ben may have a son called Ben and BG will update his username to become BGG. And Bens Dad Ben will be posting. Then the new Ben too. Wonder what the current BGs son is called. It'll be a Benfest
Dark days ahead, " my Tesla driverless car does not indicate when turning left on a gradient? "

" how do I programme my electric toothbrush to rotate clockwise? "

" Alexa won't accept my orders once I have had a third Port and Lemon? "
 


Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010
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Quaxxann
 


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