New Caption Competition...

Trigger · Dec 11, 2003

What is being said here?

The Large One · Dec 11, 2003

You need to get this, or it's your turn to strip for the calendar.

Soton Seagull · Dec 11, 2003

Naked Panto Horse in bowling green shocker!

Yorkie · Dec 11, 2003

You should have gone to Specsavers dear

Gotsmanov · Dec 11, 2003

Old dear on left says:
"When I read the community minibus trip schedule, I thought today's itinerary was BOWELS".

Hiney · Dec 11, 2003

Hold that position dear, here comes Mr Scrivens with his cock out

Theatre of Trees · Dec 11, 2003

The vicar enjoyed dressing up for his game of bowls

Yorkie · Dec 11, 2003

By the way, when you came out of the Ladies your skirt is caught up in your knickers

Gotsmanov · Dec 11, 2003

Bird on left thinks:
"Any minute now she'll fall through that trap-door".

Kenhead · Dec 11, 2003

Doris take's aim at the stock's which contains her husband

Gotsmanov · Dec 11, 2003

Bird on left looks down at the ground to her right and thinks to herself:
"I wonder if she'll notice that i've completely squashed one of her bowls?"

bhaexpress · Dec 11, 2003

Damn I feel better for that, where should I chuck this now ?

Theatre of Trees · Dec 11, 2003

Doris was getting very annoyed at Edna's sledging.

Pavilionaire · Dec 11, 2003

Mable crouched down, looked straight ahead and prayed for good wood...

ben andrews' girlfriend · Dec 11, 2003

first siamese twins to play bowls!

Charlies Shinpad · Dec 11, 2003

One Lady says to the other"Arent you that man out of Little Britain?"

Lord Cornwallis · Dec 11, 2003

Marge Trimble, Englands no1, put's her game face on against the Swedes. Then promptly puts her back out.

Tom Hark Preston Park · Dec 12, 2003

The Senior Citizen's shot-putt championship reaches its thrilling climax

Northstander · Dec 12, 2003

I say Margaret , You have not knickers on! AND I can see you council gritter!!!

Lush · Dec 12, 2003

"Betty I've had a bit of an accident. Help me get rid of these before someone sees."