[Technology] Never saw this on Tomorrow's World

[ferring seagull]

Whistle up a picture of Rachel Mackley on that screen, and it wouldn't take very long at all.

If only that had been an option 40 years ago when I had a problem at that time !

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I could have done with one of those a few years back when I was trying for a teaspoon of jizz for a doctor.
There I was in an oak panelled surgery in Harley Street, with the doctor and Mrs Chopper waiting outside, and I was frantically pulling my pud with a copy of the doctors razzle on his desk and a plastic cup in one hand.
Tricky to maintain an even stroke , I was in there for ages.

 

[GT49er]

Six of them to be installed on Palace Pier in time for next summer season. You heard it here first!




Could be embarrassing for older chaps if there's a time limit though...................................