Neighbours

[turienzo's lovechild]

She was kind of a crazy chick, I think thats why I liked her so much.

yeah i like mental girls aswell


the wife is a proper NUT CASE

 

[seagully]

She had BIG boobs, that's why I liked her

 

[tinx]

I used to love Plain Jane who lived with Nel Mangel. Plain on the outside direty bitch on the inside.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

4 pages and not one mention of HOLLY VALLANCE

 

[seagully]

4 pages and not one mention of HOLLY VALLANCE

Overrated bitch. not a patch on Skye, or even Steph

 

[Les Biehn]

yeah i like mental girls aswell


the wife is a proper NUT CASE

The current Miss Biehn can be a bit mental but I have had some proper nutters in the past. I dumped this girl I wasn't even going out with and she threatened to put up posters of The Lesatron saying avoid this man he has herpes. Just coz it's true doesn't make it right.

 

[seagully]

The current Miss Biehn can be a bit mental but I have had some proper nutters in the past. I dumped this girl I wasn't even going out with and she threatened to put up posters of The Lesatron saying avoid this man he has herpes. Just coz it's true doesn't make it right.

One girl I went out with headbutted me when I split up with her

 

[Les Biehn]

She had BIG boobs, that's why I liked her

Big titties are my main reason for fancying most birds.

 

[Les Biehn]

One girl I went out with headbutted me when I split up with her

Woah. This one was more psychological, she used to phone me up and tell me she dream't whe was giving me a BJ and woke up with a pube in her mouth. She even asked her work if she could transfer from Bolton to Brighton in the hope we would bump into each other and I would fall in love with her.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Big titties are my main reason for fancying most birds.

same


mmmm....baps

 

[seagully]

Big titties are my main reason for fancying most birds.

Ditto. Can't beat a massive pair of bongos. Because that would be assault obviouly

 

[seagully]

Woah. This one was more psychological, she used to phone me up and tell me she dream't whe was giving me a BJ and woke up with a pube in her mouth. She even asked wok if she could transfer from Bolton to Brighton in the hope we would bump into each other and I would fall in love with her.

W.E.I.R.D.O!! That dream thing is f***ed up! Were you fearing for your life?

 

[Les Biehn]

W.E.I.R.D.O!! That dream thing is f***ed up! Were you fearing for your life?

She said and done other stuff as well. I haven't heard from her for 3 years. Then suddenly about 2 months ago I got a letter from her basically saying she was still in love with me, never stops thinking about me. The worse part is I don't know how she has my address down here, I never gave it to her.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

carl, i hate to tell you this

but that girl


is ME

 

[seagully]

She said and done other stuff as well. I haven't heard from her for 3 years. Then suddenly about 2 months ago I got a letter from her basically saying she was still in love with me, never stops thinking about me. The worse part is I don't know how she has my address down here, I never gave it to her.

 

[Artois]

Ladies and gentlemen I give you Anne Wilkinson.

That Billy was one lucky ****.

Sadly I can't find any better pictures of this delectable sawt but can confirm she is 100% grade A SEX

There is a picture of her topless on the beach, floating around the internet somewhere.

Can't seem to find it though

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

There is a picture of her topless on the beach, floating around the internet somewhere.

Can't seem to find it though

http://www.freenudecelebs.dk/nude-c...ke-satchwell-nude/brooke-satchwell-nude-1.jpg

Not convinced it's her though.

 

[Les Biehn]

carl, i hate to tell you this

but that girl


is ME

I spent the last 2 months of 2002 fingering your arsehole?! Dear god.

 

[Les Biehn]

I know its not Neighbours but I want to see Sally from Home and Away's booboids.