Neighbour paid to get wife pregnant

[Mo Gosfield]

I'm moving house if that sort of service is available elsewhere.

 

[Garage_Doors]

I'm wondering ....perhaps I should offer my services

Best not eh

 

[El Presidente]

I think she qualifies for a 'Giggity'

 

[Trufflehound]

You could make it up.

And I believe they did

In fact, a 2-second Google search reveals the earliest appearance of this story seems to be April 1st 2009...

 

[Lady Gull]

I think she qualifies for a 'Giggity'

A giggity?? LOLOLOLOLOL that's well funny x

 

[Scoffers]

haha, total fail, but made me laugh

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Well,I'd tell her old man I could make her pregnant but would have to make sure by having a weeks worth of tries just to be 100% certain..........then say............................................................................................................Sorry,forgot I had had a vasectomy

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

72 attempts, good grief. He must have been making up reasons to keep doing her.

I expect mostly it ended up on her face!

 

[banjo]

This is My neighbour any offers ?

 

[Manx Shearwater]

View attachment 29758 This is My neighbour any offers ?

You live next door to me??

 

[banjo]

Its You Mank sorry.

 

[banjo]

Edit: manx.

 

[Manx Shearwater]

She's my wife. I love her.

 

[banjo]

She's all Yours

 

[JBizzleBeard]

A giggity?? LOLOLOLOLOL that's well funny x

You don't watch Family Guy do you LG?

 

[JBizzleBeard]

Oh and yea what a BS story!!!! Funny though.