Needs no words

[Dave the OAP]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...rbating-in-sainsburys-meat-aisle-9003511.html

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Had to be the meat ailse !

 

[Stumpy Tim]

That's fowl

Etc

 

[Hiney]

Hero

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Baloney?

 

[Frutos]

Did he get his Nectar points?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Stitch up, my hands are often in my pockets its bloody freezing in those aisles.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

10 minutes........

 

[Simster]

Harsh. We've all done it.

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

For some reason reminds me of the joke, "what's the difference between a fridge and fanny?"

 

[El Presidente]

Did he buy one and get one free?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I have stroked the salami at the deli counter before.

 

[Bwian]

Jerk pork is his favourite.

 

[Horsham Gull]

@danny seagull?

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

For some reason reminds me of the joke, "what's the difference between a fridge and fanny?"

A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

 

[y2dave]

If you had to knock one out in a supermarket which aisle would you choose?

 

[brakespear]

If you had to knock one out in a supermarket which aisle would you choose?

magazines

 

[John Bumlick]

If you had to knock one out in a supermarket which aisle would you choose?

Near the Kleenex

 

[greyseagull]

Mooooooooooving on

It could have been a simple misteak

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.