Nearest Brothel to your house

[Robot Chicken]

Have you ever visited a brothel Simon?

I was told the locations of 2 or 3 in Brighton, one was right opposite a friend's house in Western Street and the other opposite the Sussex Ice Rink.

 

[Scoffers]

Apparently there was one in Mill Road in Burgess Hill but I don't know if it's still there.

Knock on the door and find out

 

[fatboy]

I was told the locations of 2 or 3 in Brighton, one was right opposite a friend's house in Western Street and the other opposite the Sussex Ice Rink.

Which one was best?

 

[Buzzer]

Conveniant for local school gate clingers.

friend used to work in the video shop opposite that 'hairdressers'. The stories are all true apparently.

 

[Les Biehn]

Knock on the door and find out

Of all the houses? there must be about 100.

 

[Buzzer]

My brother's a taxi driver in Worthing and regularly shuttles the russian and east european ladies from their homes in Brighton and Hove to their workplace in Worthing. The 'madam' has an account with the taxi firm.

I don't think there's a reciprocal arrangement though.

 

[Robot Chicken]

Which one was best?

Didn't actually go in so can't exactly comment.

 

[fatboy]

Didn't actually go in so can't exactly comment.

Did you shoot your load before entry?

 

[Bluejuice]

although ive heard Amex house 4th floor block J there is one

Who's that then?

I could throw bagels that way from my desk

 

[surrey jim]

Who's that then?

I could throw bagels that way from my desk

the thread starter,


although i will be there from 6-9

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Upstairs, but there's a queue. Can you come back in half an hour ?

 

[The Wookiee]

Is Astrid still giving out naturist massages in that place along London Road near the Gloucester ?

 

[magoo]

http://archive.theargus.co.uk/2006/3/15/208895.html

I'm glad they clearly gave the location

 

[n1 gull]

There is a sauna / massage parlour in Crouch End that apparently is not used for sport injuries or sore necks. I've not been in, but i have seen some of the girls and it must be said they were very fit. If ever I pull a hamstring I definitely know where to go.

 

[Bluejuice]

the thread starter,


although i will be there from 6-9

I'd throw bagels at you too then, except I finish at half three.

Nice to know this building isn't entirely filled with Man U and Arsenal fans though

 

[Buzzer]

and my favourite ever story which is so funny on so many levels:

http://archive.theargus.co.uk/2005/11/2/204703.html

 

[tedebear]

Their used to be a nunnery opposite us (and down a bit) you tell me how they managed to keep their multi million pound property until they all started popping their clogs....

 

[Billy the Fish]

Apparently there was one in Mill Road in Burgess Hill but I don't know if it's still there.

Still there. Also on the A23 if you're going south, just before you get to Burgess Hill there is a turning onto a small road which looks like it doesn't go anywhere, that is a brothel.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Dimensions Is a brothel ??

I walk past there every day

 

[The Wookiee]

Still there. Also on the A23 if you're going south, just before you get to Burgess Hill there is a turning onto a small road which looks like it doesn't go anywhere, that is a brothel.

The turning just after the layby ?