[Albion] Neal Maupay *** SIGNED from Brentford - 4 year deal - undisclosed fee ***

[Jim Van Winkle]

They can reign together.
Like William & Mary.

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Unfortunately, Murray’s legs won’t last another 9 years.

 

[Megazone]

Unfortunately, Murray’s legs won’t last another 9 years.

Very sad

Makes you realise what these players sacrifice for the love of the game.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Very sad

Makes you realise what these players sacrifice for the love of the game.

If he sticks around long enough he might be around for the 1st generation of bionic legs. That might sort the lack of pace.

 

[Big_Unit]

From a Brentford fan whose judgment I trust: "You will love him. He's a natural finisher, and also, if I'm honest, a right little c***."

Sounds PERFECT.

 

[Hungry Joe]

From a Brentford fan whose judgment I trust: "You will love him. He's a natural finisher, and also, if I'm honest, a right little c***."

Sounds PERFECT.

Should get on well with Andone then.

 

[Nottseagull]

Loving the look of “bring it on” on his face.


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His face isn't telling you anything - that 'look' is completely neutral.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Posh spice is a slapper
She wants it everyday,
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of our Maupay!

Or, depending on the pronunciation:

Posh spice is a slapper
She loves it nice and high,
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Neil Maupay

 

[Nottseagull]

Posh spice is a slapper
She loves it nice and high,
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Neil Maupay

Neal!

 

[Megazone]

If he sticks around long enough he might be around for the 1st generation of bionic legs. That might sort the lack of pace.

Hopefully they fit traction engines on both feet

 

[Megazone]

Or, depending on the pronunciation:

Posh spice is a slapper
She loves it nice and high,
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Neil Maupay

Posh Spice slapped Rebecca
she saw through all her lies
and when confronting Beckham
she emailed Neal Maupay

 

[schmunk]

If he sticks around long enough he might be around for the 1st generation of bionic legs. That might sort the lack of pace.

Will he also get a robo-cock?

 

[BNthree]

We've got Maupay
Neal Maupay
I just don't think you understand
He scores a goal a game
His better than Harry Kane
We've got Neal Maupay"

We've got Maupay
Neal Maupay
I just don't think you understand
We can't pronounce his name
He's better than Harry Kane
We've got Neal Maupay"

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Will he also get a robo-cock?

Afraid not, he was only able to negotiate a sybian machine for the missus into his contract.

 

[dennis]

https://youtu.be/M43wsiNBwmo

To the chorus of Wild Boys


Maupay (Maupay) used to be a bee
Maupay (Maupay) Now he lives by the sea
Maupay (Maupay) he comes from France
Maupay Only needs one chance

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

https://youtu.be/M43wsiNBwmo

To the chorus of Wild Boys


Maupay (Maupay) used to be a bee
Maupay (Maupay) Now he lives by the sea
Maupay (Maupay) he comes from France
Maupay Only needs one chance

Genius.

 

[Sirnormangall]

"We've got Maupay
Neal Maupay
I just don't think you understand
Bought for an undisclosed fee
His goals will fill us with glee
We've got Neal Maupay"




I'm here all week (sadly)

Good try. Based on admittedly limited feedback from my teenage kids, I'm afraid they weren’t filled with glee at the thought of singing a chant with the lyrics “fill us with glee”.

 

[spence]

148 pages on here

Sheff Utd had 268 pages on him

 

[HantsSeagull]

fair enough i am happy to be proved wrong. (words that i guess have never passed your lips) i presume you are going to go through the thread highlighting the same view from numerous other posters? or is it just me? you don't become any less of a tosser with the passing of time do you?

 

[Springal]

Good interview

http://twitter.com/AndyNaylorBHAFC/status/1158962826226147330

 

[Napper]

his Chant should be the same as the Barcelona messi chant

Nice and simple so everyone can join in

Maupay , Maupay , Maupay , Maupay