Nottseagull
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[Albion] Neal Maupay *** SIGNED from Brentford - 4 year deal - undisclosed fee ***
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Bladders
Twats everywhere
Its already at DEFCON 4
Greg Bobkin
Silver Seagull
- May 22, 2012
- 16,033
Is there anyone 'In the know' who can update us
I thought EWE were the WON who HAD a SAUCE, Enrest?
What happened to HYMN? Did he CHOKE on YOUR sausage?
Don Tmatter
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dingodan
New member
- Feb 16, 2011
- 10,080
There was a massive mix up.
A couple of weeks ago Graham Potter was chilling in his office enjoying a Piglets Pantry special. A member of the recruitment team popped their head around the door to ask if he needed anything.
"More Pie, please". He said...
A couple of weeks ago Graham Potter was chilling in his office enjoying a Piglets Pantry special. A member of the recruitment team popped their head around the door to ask if he needed anything.
"More Pie, please". He said...
Bladders
Twats everywhere
Dont call us, we'll call you
Nottseagull
Well-known member
Come on, that was excellent!
This tweet is is the most worrying I think...
It's after the track "Tangled up in Blue" on the Blood on the Tracks album. He's beyond tangled in blue, Maupay is staying.
Oh our ability to sign a decent striker knows no bounds.
dingodan
New member
- Feb 16, 2011
- 10,080
schmunk
Why oh why oh why?
Here are the lyrics to that song. Can anyone decipher the cryptic meaning?
They sat together in the park
As the evening sky grew dark
She looked at him and he felt a spark
Tingle to his bones
'Twas then he felt alone
And wished that he'd gone straight
And watched out for a simple twist of fate
They walked along by the old canal
A little confused, I remember well
And stopped into a strange hotel
With a neon burnin' bright
He felt the heat of the night
Hit him like a freight train
Moving with a simple twist of fate
A saxophone someplace far-off played
As she was walkin' on by the arcade
As we sold our star striker to the blue and whites
Where he was waking up
She dropped a coin into the cup
Of a blind man at the gate
And forgot about a simple twist of fate
He woke up, the room was bare
He didn't see her anywhere
He told himself he didn't care
Pushed the window open wide
Felt an emptiness inside
To which he just could not relate
Brought on by a simple twist of fate
He hears the ticking of the clocks
And walks along with a parrot that talks
Hunts her down by the waterfront docks
Where the sailors all come in
Maybe she'll pick him out again
How long must he wait?
One more time, for a simple twist of fate
People tell me it's a sin
To know and feel too much within
I still believe she was my twin
But I lost the ring
She was born in spring
But I was born too late
Blame it on a simple twist of fate
They sat together in the park
As the evening sky grew dark
She looked at him and he felt a spark
Tingle to his bones
'Twas then he felt alone
And wished that he'd gone straight
And watched out for a simple twist of fate
They walked along by the old canal
A little confused, I remember well
And stopped into a strange hotel
With a neon burnin' bright
He felt the heat of the night
Hit him like a freight train
Moving with a simple twist of fate
A saxophone someplace far-off played
As she was walkin' on by the arcade
As we sold our star striker to the blue and whites
Where he was waking up
She dropped a coin into the cup
Of a blind man at the gate
And forgot about a simple twist of fate
He woke up, the room was bare
He didn't see her anywhere
He told himself he didn't care
Pushed the window open wide
Felt an emptiness inside
To which he just could not relate
Brought on by a simple twist of fate
He hears the ticking of the clocks
And walks along with a parrot that talks
Hunts her down by the waterfront docks
Where the sailors all come in
Maybe she'll pick him out again
How long must he wait?
One more time, for a simple twist of fate
People tell me it's a sin
To know and feel too much within
I still believe she was my twin
But I lost the ring
She was born in spring
But I was born too late
Blame it on a simple twist of fate
severnside gull
Well-known member
He went to a Dylan concert in Hyde Park and periodicals calmly posts videos from it. Not so odd.
Billy the Fish
Technocrat
People losing their sh1t over this one 
Hold the nerve
Hold the nerve
Sheebo
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- Jul 13, 2003
- 29,319
Ninja Elephant
Doctor Elephant
- Feb 16, 2009
- 18,855
Frankly, I won't be upset if this one doesn't happen. I don't think we need him - it's just going to be an additional block to Andone and Locadia getting a chance in the side. I believe in both of them, as central strikers. I'm not interested in seeing either of them playing deeper or on the wing - they're both central strikers, lets give the boys a chance!
Nottseagull
Well-known member
Or, it could have been Tony enjoying the pie straight out of its package. With the recruitment team aware of his bitter rivalry with Brentford's owner, TB said "I want more pie on a plate!"I should have said "Get me more pie".
Would have been much better.
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Megazone
On his last warning
We need Lorenzo Pinamonte to explain to him that moving to Brentford instead of Brighton was the biggest mistake of his life, and that includes swapping his Lamborghini for a Ford Focus and selling his wife to pay off his overdraft.
Spacegull
Sehr Kosmiche.
At least he didn’t post Dylan’s ‘It’s all over now, Baby Blue.’
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