Bladders
Twats everywhere
Have they arrived at the training ground yet?
So where were our "moles" at Heathrow videoing the arrivals hall? Come on people....
I work at Border Force Heathrow TN5. I'm on nights tonight and start at just before 5. We've got no Buenos Aires flights due in at that time but there's always the possibility of Madrid connections.
I'll keep 'em peeled.
Club keeping this £9million striker underwraps.
Will they remember to sign him before 6pm?!
Shame you were not there last night to see our director and the 9m striker disembarking. Never mind.
Follow through?I farted.
Either I am about to do a tremendous fart, or there is a big trasfer brewing...
I farted.
I can only presume our £9 mill South American striker is stuck in traffic somewhere