Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
A Policeman from near Clapham Junction,
had a sexual organ that long-ceased to function.
For most of his life,
he deceived his poor wife,
with some wallpaper paste on his truncheon.
had a sexual organ that long-ceased to function.
For most of his life,
he deceived his poor wife,
with some wallpaper paste on his truncheon.