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[Misc] National Bad Poetry Day



Hamilton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
13,309
Brighton
It’s National Bad Poetry Day.
And so, it recognition of our survival on 18 August I encourage you all to offer up your worst lines.

Channel your inner E J Thribb.

Oh Albion Albion
On days like these when I put off the world
I turn to tattered thoughts from young and old.
On North Stand Chat I find my happy grave
My deep seat of swirling frustrations paved.

Oh Albion Albion
For spirited glory I pray.
Oh Albion Albion
Please beat Wolves this Saturday.


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Goldstone1976

We got Calde back, then lost him again. Calde in!!
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Apr 30, 2013
14,352
Herts
In homage of Todd

I wish I wrote haiku
But every single time I try
Too many syllables
 






Blue3

Well-known member
Jan 27, 2014
5,956
Lancing
my dog genuinely bite me last night so in honour of bad poetry day here’s my effort

My little dog Shite did bite me last night
Now’s my fingers red and quite swollen
It bleed quite a bit made me feel sick
Shite thought his ball I had stolen
 








Feb 23, 2009
17,746
Marlborough
I’m not gonna lie, I think of you, I dream of you.
Can’t help thinking, pulling you was my greatest ever coo (sic).
That stomach, those abs, those pictures you sent.
So I can keep tabs on you, makes me feel funny down there.
Especially when you are there and you look up and stare.
I’m beginning to think you are always right. That’s okay it will keep us tight
I’m gonna end by saying you are my love, my friend, my soul.
And most of all you believe in me.
Which makes me feel as hard as a totem pole.
 


AK74

Bright-eyed. Bushy-tailed. GSOH.
NSC Patron
Jan 19, 2010
1,627
A Palace fan,
He wandered lonely,
Along the Brighton front,
When apropos of nothing,
Someone shouted...





...."no walking in the bike lane"
 






GT49er

Well-known member
Feb 1, 2009
50,654
Gloucester
Nothing can even come close to McGonagall.

 


Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!
Jul 7, 2003
7,232
Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!
A boy stood on the burning deck,
holding a box of crackers.
One fell down his trouser leg,
and blew off both his feet.
 


hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
11,482
Kitbag in Dubai
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
Brighton one, Palace nil.
 


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