Names for lady bits.

[Taybha]

Tuppence...though from what ive seen of them womankind for once have shortchanged themselves there

 

[BrightonBiatch]

Dead badger

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Stinky bridge......... That bit of no mans land between the front and back bottom.

 

[Stat Brother]

Turns out, at the start of Wifey's degree course in counselling, they all had to stand and complete this very game.
By way of breaking down barriers and allowing everyone to talk freely, afterwards.

 

[OzMike]

Cockpit

 

[Gwylan]

Turns out, at the start of Wifey's degree course in counselling, they all had to stand and complete this very game.
By way of breaking down barriers and allowing everyone to talk freely, afterwards.

I once had a woman come up to me in a pub in Brixton who told me that she'd just been on "Learn to love your vagina" course - it seemed to involved lying around naked with mirrors. She then suggested I came back to her flat to continue the course. As she seemed a total nutter, I beat a hasty retreat - made me suspicious of Brixton ever since.

Oh, no-one's mentioned quim yet - fantastic word.

 

[Garage_Doors]

I remember in my infancy days, it being referred to as a girls "thingy"

 

[Garage_Doors]

Appears twat has been missed of the list.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Fanny.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

snatch, sausage snuggler...........all time fav' GROWLER...........

I had a colleague who transferred down from the Midlands.

On her first day in the office, she announced loudly that she was "just nipping outside for a growler".

Cue bemused looks all around- it transpires that in her part of the world, growler is also slang for a cigarette

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

stink slice, cockslot

 

[Taybha]

 

[Flavor Flav]

beef curtins

 

[Jesus Gul]

vadge,
mouse's earhole (as opposed to a welly top/wizard's sleeve)

 

[Pavilionaire]

Beaver.

 

[rool]

Panty Hamster
Hairy gutted rabbit

 

[wehatepalace]

Panty Hamster
Hairy gutted rabbit

Did you make those up yourself, because they really are shit ! Do you actually call your Mrs muff a hairy gutted rabbit

 

[rool]

Did you make those up yourself, because they really are shit ! Do you actually call your Mrs muff a hairy gutted rabbit

No I don't, just something I heard down the years thanks very much.

On the basis on what you just said though I take it you really do call your wife's a gaping axe wound and a soggy wizard sleeve. Hmmmmm nice

 

[defrocked priest]

Her marine mussel.

 

[wehatepalace]

No I don't, just something I heard down the years thanks very much.

On the basis on what you just said though I take it you really do call your wife's a gaping axe wound and a soggy wizard sleeve. Hmmmmm nice

Touche Sir ! A good point well made !