Name two things you wish you could do

[spence]

1) Play a musical instrument

2) Be good at drawing

 

[Husty]

Be invisible.

Control time.

 

[OzMike]

Win/have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life.
Open a jazz/easy listening music bar in town.

 

[Sergio Garcia]

Cure my indigestion

Get some sleep

 

[smillie's garden]

This





and that

 

[Worthingite]

Sleep sensibly.

Be able to generate money at will- like having a football manager style editor but for my actual life!!!

 

[bennibenj]

Lilly Roma and Mila Kunis

 

[Insel affe]

Open a jazz/easy listening music bar in town.

In Perth......

 

[The Upper Library]

1) to stop procrastinating

........ I'll have to have a think about my second wish

 

[Butch Willykins]

1) shoot Piers Morgan

2) Get away with it


(Please note this is in no way a threat to take Piers Morgan's life)

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Count to more than one

and...

 

[Curryisgreat]

1, Prevailing good health for my family

2, Suck my own cock

 

[Meade's Ball]

Copy and paste with my eyes - with a limit on living matter other than snakes who i shall ctrl c and ctrl p a version of their own head on to their tail-end in order for there to be a madly internal war and cannibalism.
Have 3 mobile fingers that i can telepathically manoeuvre around my form to scratch those difficult to reach itchy spots, massage me in times of awful stress and even cushion the blows of when i am in some sort of ungentlemanly fisticuffs - there'd be a ban on the digits performing acts of self-pleasure as i'd convince them to be at it all day long, one of them scampering downwards to unravel a sock-thread to create a glove for the tri-wankery or absorbent spunk-sponge.

 

[super-seagulls]

1. Rachael Riley.
2. Name two things.

 

[super-seagulls]

Copy and paste with my eyes - with a limit on living matter other than snakes who i shall ctrl c and ctrl p a version of their own head on to their tail-end in order for there to be a madly internal war and cannibalism.
Have 3 mobile fingers that i can telepathically manoeuvre around my form to scratch those difficult to reach itchy spots, massage me in times of awful stress and even cushion the blows of when i am in some sort of ungentlemanly fisticuffs - there'd be a ban on the digits performing acts of self-pleasure as i'd convince them to be at it all day long, one of them scampering downwards to unravel a sock-thread to create a glove for the tri-wankery or absorbent spunk-sponge.

Control P is print, you need V!

 

[Meade's Ball]

Control P is print, you need V!

Gee willikers i triple PAH my morning mind. Doh!

 

[Superphil]

Pick the winning lottery numbers

Play the guitar

 

[Simster]

Organise a fight online with someone who annoys me



Turn up for a fight organised online by someone I annoy.

 

[Norman Potting]

Pick the winning lottery numbers

Play the guitar

This. I would, of course, liaise with Superphil to ensure that we didn't choose the same quadraple rollover Euro Milliions draw to exercise this super power.

 

[Adders1]

1. Get as fit as I was 10 years ago

2. Drive a Ford Cortina mk 5 through the Christchurch branch of QBE insurance and daub 'f*** off Brooke you fat caaaaaaaannnt' on the walls