Name that Beach Hut - Winning entry receives a free day's usage of the hut !

[The Maharajah of Sydney]

My sister has just bought a beach hut in Hove and is looking to give it a name.
The only requirement is that the name "Brighton" or a connotation of is used in the naming.
The winning entry will win a free day's use of the hut.
Nominations are now open with a cut-off time of midnight Sunday.

Nominate away !

 

[Buzzer]

Call it 'Dave Brighton'. It's a good solid name. Every Dave I know is a top bloke.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Why Brighton when it's in Hove?

Brighton Seaview.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Liimes.

 

[TomandJerry]

Bobby Zamora

 

[Titanic]

"Our hut on Brighton beach... well Hove actually"

 

[Knightsworld]

Brighton Belle, then repaint it chocolate and cream.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Call it Ernest because, as any fule kno, [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] OWNS [MENTION=38]Beach Hut[/MENTION]

 

[StonehamPark]

B&H Red

 

[Luke93]

Citizen Khan is TOTAL garbage, from the people of Brighton.

I assume there isn't a character limit.

 

[Easy 10]

I've never quite understood the attraction of having a beach hut. You're basically sitting there, on your deckchair, on a public footpath, and paying a kings ransom for the "pleasure". I appreciate not everyone has their own outdoor space if they live in flats or whatever, but I'd still be more inclined to go sit in a park, or just enjoy the seafront/beach without having an expensive turquois shed permanently parked behind me. Each to their own I suppose.

Oh, and Robert. I'd call it Robert.

 

[Triggaaar]

Little Brighton

 

[WhingForPresident]

Anal prolapse

 

[Winker]

"Hutty"

 

[VAL1850]

Brighton City (Hawks) Club House

 

[Brian Fantana]

I've never quite understood the attraction of having a beach hut. You're basically sitting there, on your deckchair, on a public footpath, and paying a kings ransom for the "pleasure". I appreciate not everyone has their own outdoor space if they live in flats or whatever, but I'd still be more inclined to go sit in a park, or just enjoy the seafront/beach without having an expensive turquois shed permanently parked behind me. Each to their own I suppose.

Oh, and Robert. I'd call it Robert.

This.

Although, having said that, my grandparents used to have one in Hove and a lot of my fondest childhood memories revolve around spending 'summer' days down there watching my grandfather's futile attempts to get a disposable BBQ lit. It was some of the best slapstick comedy you're ever likely to see.

 

[Surf's Up]

Honey Badger

 

[Uncle Buck]

A Staine On The Hove Landscape

 

[Surrey_Albion]

Bright N Breezy

 

[Doc Lynam]

The little China Embassy in Brighton