My Worst Film of All Time - Critical Reviews

[Weststander]

Forced to watch in family viewing The Perfect Storm on Netflix, not my choice! I think I watched it when it came out.

Two hours of utter tosh, the script is awful, all the little side stories are unconvincing and silly.

 

[Grombleton]

Forced to watch in family viewing The Perfect Storm on Netflix, not my choice! I think I watched it when it came out.

Two hours of utter tosh, the script is awful, all the little side stories are unconvincing and silly.

That is my all-time worst film. I'd genuinely rather be lobotomised than have to sit through that again.

 

[vegster]

Seeing as this thread has just caught my attention, Letters To Juliet( 2010) should get an honourable mention, crock of shite.

 

[Gabbafella]

A brand new entry straight in at number one...... Willy's Wonderland.
I won't be able to do justice to just how atrocious this movie is. It's Nicholas Cage (which should ring alarm bells straight away) as a mute badass who is forced to stay in a run down kids entertainment restaurant where all the animatronic characters are possessed by a bunch of murderers/sickos who transferred thier souls to said animatronics in a suicide pact demonic ritual.
It really is as good as it sounds. My favourite scene is the fight scene between Cage, an evil doll and a mechanical chameleon, all done to the soothing sounds of heads, shoulders, knees and toes.
This film really does take shit to a whole new level.

 

[vegster]

A brand new entry straight in at number one...... Willy's Wonderland.
I won't be able to do justice to just how atrocious this movie is. It's Nicholas Cage (which should ring alarm bells straight away) as a mute badass who is forced to stay in a run down kids entertainment restaurant where all the animatronic characters are possessed by a bunch of murderers/sickos who transferred thier souls to said animatronics in a suicide pact demonic ritual.
It really is as good as it sounds. My favourite scene is the fight scene between Cage, an evil doll and a mechanical chameleon, all done to the soothing sounds of heads, shoulders, knees and toes.
This film really does take shit to a whole new level.

Try the first 20 minutes of La la Land.

 

[Gabbafella]

Try the first 20 minutes of La la Land.

Challenge accepted.

 

[Easy 10]

Agree with Pearl Harbour, although tbh the first time I watched it I was late, missed the actual bombing of Pearl Harbour and then had to sit through about 2 hours of COMPLETE CRAP.

Bloody hell, thats a 3 hour film and the bombing happens HALFWAY THROUGH !

I mean there's being late for a film, and missing more than 90 minutes of it...