[Humour] My wife wants me back.

[Eric the meek]

14 months? I can only assume she's a manatee, a camel, a tapir or a donkey.

I've had all of those. Never did me any harm.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

14 months? I can only assume she's a manatee, a camel, a tapir or a donkey.

West Indian Manatee - 11 Months
Amazonian or African Manatee - 12 Months
Camel : Dromedary - 15 Months, Bactrian - 13 Months
Tapir : Malayan, South American and Mountain - 13 Months
Donkey : 11-14 Months

I can only therefore conclude you've been shagging a Donkey.

 

[essbee1]

This all sounds a little fishy to me.

What sort of plaice do you live in?

 

[dazzer6666]

West Indian Manatee - 11 Months
Amazonian or African Manatee - 12 Months
Camel : Dromedary - 15 Months, Bactrian - 13 Months
Tapir : Malayan, South American and Mountain - 13 Months
Donkey : 11-14 Months

I can only therefore conclude you've been shagging a Donkey.

Nothing wrong with a bit of Ass.....

 

[AlbionBro]

After 14 months of sleeping in separate rooms my wife today asked if we could sleep together tonight.

The thing is i know she's been shagging someone called Branston so what do i do.

Take her back knowing she has been somewhere else or tell her to do one.

I'm in a right pickle so thoughts?

Well done my friend, I am pleased that she has shown Branston the door, it's time for you to give her a full dose of homemade mayo and don't hold back on the vinegar strokes.

 

[HantsSeagull]

After 14 months of sleeping in separate rooms my wife today asked if we could sleep together tonight.

The thing is i know she's been shagging someone called Branston so what do i do.

Take her back knowing she has been somewhere else or tell her to do one.

I'm in a right pickle so thoughts?

Cant believe you are asking us idiots!

Have you asked her why the change of heart?
Does she know you know about the pickle chap?

 

[banjo]

I bet he’s got a big packed lunch.

 

[paulfuzz]

After 14 months of sleeping in separate rooms my wife today asked if we could sleep together tonight.

The thing is i know she's been shagging someone called Branston so what do i do.

Take her back knowing she has been somewhere else or tell her to do one.

I'm in a right pickle so thoughts?

It never worked for me even though I thought it was what I wanted. In the end I had to leave because I knew that if I had an offer elsewhere I would have taken it. I just didn't want to be as cruel to her as she was to me

 

[papajaff]

Tell her to piss off. In small chunks.

 

[Clive Walker]

If he knows what side his bread is buttered he’ll be smashing her back doors in as we speak.

 

[Pavilionaire]

After 14 months of sleeping in separate rooms my wife today asked if we could sleep together tonight.

The thing is i know she's been shagging someone called Branston so what do i do.

Take her back knowing she has been somewhere else or tell her to do one.

I'm in a right pickle so thoughts?

I get it. At first you were CROSS, then the situation turned BLACK. Now, you've nothing to lose so you might as WELL.

 

[Weststander]

Branston sounds one sandwich short of a picnic.

 

[Algernon]

I bet he’s got a big packed lunch.

Ploughman's?

 

[StonehamPark]

Peak NSC.

 

[banjo]

Go caerphilly and you’ll win her back.

 

[Rogero]

It is so nice NSC is taking something like this seriously for once.

 

[LamieRobertson]

I relish the thought of what happens next.........

Perve

 

[AmexRuislip]

Perve

Gimp

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

It depends. Are we talking chunky or spreadable?

 

[Seagulls over Essex]

I suspect you are a secret chutney ferret which is why she went off with Branston in the first place.