My wife has insisted that the plastic sheet goes on the bed tonight.

[Honky Tonx]

My bladder is full and will explode at 23.00hrs if we don't sign at least 2 new strikers. Head will explode and a torrent of mindless gibberish will be aimed at those responsible for failing BIG TIME.

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

Very wise.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Considering the time of day over here it seems I am going to have to acquaint myself with incontinence pants about 25 years earlier then expected! Bet they get hot and sweaty too :sad:

 

[Beach Hut]

Hugo you are acting a right dick these last few days

 

[Wilko]

The bedwetting jokes stopped being funny at least two years ago didn't they?

 

[pauli cee]

40mg of valium, sweet dreams

 

[DJ NOBO]

Don't worry, I'm sure we will sign at least two strikers in the next 23 minutes . And they'll be great

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

The bedwetting jokes stopped being funny at least two years ago didn't they?

Jokes?

 

[Surrey Phil]

Suggest all weather underpants - easier to wash!