My usually reliable source at the Club has just e-mailed me ...

[Lord Bracknell]

... with the news that Coca Cola's new head of global marketing is a man called Chuck Fruit.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

And it's true, because CNN says so.

 

[Sam]

haha brilliant

 

[CAFC Matt]

Superb

 

[Marc]

thats so funny it made me banana split my sides













COAT

 

[PaoloRossiJohnson]

That is a peach of a name........

 

[PaoloRossiJohnson]

When he was born, he must have been the apple of his mother's eye...

 

[ditchy]

i reckon his mother had sour grapes at the time

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

yeah yeah what an apricot...........................
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[Artois]

I heard that too.









On the grapevine.

 

[SK1NT]

what a plum

 

[Blackadder]

i reckon his mother had sour grapes at the time

Why? after all she had just lost her cherry!!

 

[Titanic]

His first task will be to prune their organisation. It's getting out of hand - they have a pear of people for every job!

 

[Brovion]

I suppose what with the England gane today is a good day to BERRY news like this.

Grape thread Lord B.

 

[On the Left Wing]

I was at college with a guy called Peter Nutt ( P. Nutt) ... wonder if they could get together for a bit of fruit and nut

 

[Superphil]

Kumquat may!

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Damn it, I've missed the chance to hear him speak at some convention which is chaired by Scott Donation with contributions from Rishad Tobaccowala and Vince Cassanova. What a line-up.

Details (and photos) here

 

[Everest]

Mr Fruit looks vaguely familiar...

:thud:

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Isn't Rishad Tobaccowala the current Albion Chairman?

 

[Everest]

NO.

Don't you mean HUGH DOW president M2 Universal