My present from Easy 10

[Safeway]

Finally worked out how to use the SHITTING scanner, so can share with you all what Easy presented me with up at Falmer the other Saturday.

Quite frankly, I was touched. Bruce is my hero.

 

[Artois]

That is SO COOL

 

[larus]

I'd like to know what Easy has been doing to the bird to make it look so 'flushed'. Eh, eh, come on Easy, your secrets safe with us.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I'd like to know what Easy has been doing to the bird to make it look so 'flushed'. Eh, eh, come on Easy, your secrets safe with us.

Blimey - who'd a thought Easy 10 would be partial to a cockatoo

 

[Sheebo]

bruce is sexy

 

[Pavilionaire]

Shurely "My Present From Queasyhy 10"?

 

[bhaexpress]

f*** me Safeway, you've finally got a new bird !

 

[Yorkie]

Where is my lettuce leaf?

 

[Everest]

Blimey - who'd a thought Easy 10 would be partial to a cockatoo

Strictly not true. Cockatiel, but I know what you're inferring *wink wink*

 

[bhaexpress]

It actually happened. Longish story, many years ago I was grossly miscast as an Ugly sister in a pantomome. The other Ugly sister was 6'2", huge beard and very gay.

Now Cinders was a real prima donna, a total drama queen and luvie. This being a very amatuer performance her attitude was way out of place and it irked the rest of the cast.

There was a point when he had to call Cinderella on stage. His line was, 'Cinders, get out here and clean up this mess'. However, one night he added this:-

'And while you're at it clean your teeth, your mouth smells like the bottom of a bird cage'.

The got looks of bewilderment from Cinders and me, then he delivered this line:-

'Bet it's had a cockatoo in it !'

I guess you had to be there but I was laughing so hard it took me
ten minutes to stop guffawing (as with the rest of the cast back stage).

 

[Easy 10]

Ahhh, I'd forgotton all about that.
My knee looks sunburned.

Note the Albion BIN under my desk

 

[package]

That bird is a perv ....give it a bit of lettuce and it turns into a pornstar ...Easy 10 can explain .....likes playing with his own cock...or two ....the kids have to be sent to bed at feeding time

 

[tedebear]

that bird is lovely - looks like my cockateil I had in Sydney called Martha - she used to play the piano with me..

 

[package]

that bird wouldnt play on a piano ....more used to playing with its organ ....its sick .....