My pet cat for captain?

[bhaexpress]

Probably be better off at Litterpool, they're crap though.

 

[defrocked priest]

Captain Puss & Boots.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Will she criticise us in the press for having to wash her own Kit-tie litter after training?

 

[Norman Potting]

I think Nicky FURster should still be captain.

 

[Northstander]

Im just gonna paws for thought before I post a pun

 

[Cheshire Cat]

She's well good, I saw her playing with her toy balls earlier and she planted one off her right paw straight into the top corner of a cardboard box.

Total class.

Mine can do that as well - class strikers pairing - she can also play fetch

 

[Spider]

I think appointing your cat as captain would be a bit of a WHISK-AS she doesn't really have much experience at the job.

 

[NMH]

It would have tabby pretty agile, especially if we played against the manx.
No pawsing to tell tails to the ref, or diving furballs that are obviously going wide.