My personal gripe with people.

[Whitterz]

Has this now turned into North Stand Shat?

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

Christ I thought the Yanks were bad enough with those tissue sheets they put over the toilet seats and bottles of hand sanitizer they keep on their desks.

 

[BlockDpete]

If your worried about piss, then what about the "other" siliva in your shared cup of tea.

You could be going down with swine flu at anytime....

 

[alan partridge]

this is fascinating though. The OP, goes to the toilet with his friend, then after they both sit down and share one cup of tea together. Do you live in a gulag or something?

 

[Jonno]

urine is actually sterile

 

[CheeseRolls]

Maybe covering old ground ? As a gripe. Then please wash your hands after using the loo !! Nothing worse than sharing a cup of tea with someone who has not washed his hands,and you know it !

I quite like the fact that NSC is such a diverse community, but you have to be one of the most baffling posters on here. 7000+ posts and I am not sure I can recall one that was football related. So whilst the vast majority of posters were focussed to greater or lesser extant on a football match, you were pre-occupied with people washing their hands ! Bizarre - carry on !

 

[Sausage]

Is this bloody "womens weekly chat" or something?

Grow some balls you lot. You probably come into daily contact with all sorts of nasty stuff that in small quantities won't do you any harm, the thought of it is worse than the reality.

Piss and shit is just a chemical.

If you just say "oh dear, I've just opened the toilet door and might have got a microscopic amount of mixed water, urea and sodium chloride on my hand" it sounds alot better than "that f***ing tramp just left his piss all over the door handle and now I've touched it"

I agree.

f*** me...Is this is the gayest f***ing football f***ing forum in the f***ing f***ing world?

 

[Tricky Dicky]

if i recall, urine is pretty clean, assuming no specific health problems. its mostly waste chemicals that need flushing out, but not bacteria or viruses.

Indeed - it's the stomach that has the bacteria, as far as I know urine should be quite safe. It's been filtered, after all - through the kidneys. People drink it (although that does seem a little weird, but is safe)

 

[Return of the Rev]

A typical hand wash will leave many germs,did a little test on a course i went on,after marking our hands with a substance we all went off to wash our hands,probaly cleaned them 4 times as long as normal,then popping them under an ultra violet light it was quite shocking the amount still left! Please can we have toilet doors opening out so you can just kick them open! AND BINS WITH PEDALS

 

[KLF]

Can't believe people in this day and age don't think it's good hygiene to wash hands after a piss. Yes, piss is pretty sterile, and even if you don't piss on your hands, what makes you think I want to touch a door handle that has just been wiped by someone else's cocky hands? There's plenty of cloriform bacteria hanging about in your undercracks that you pass on by not washing your hands.

 

[magoo]

think about it, after putting your todger away, fumbling with your zip, buttoning yourself up, tucking everything back in, all the piss is on your clothes so no need to wash...

 

[brunswick]

depends what you eat....if you eat healthily piss can be used to treat wounds and you can even drink it.....many tribes do this.

also can be good for nutrition for plants and trees, again, one needs to eat and drink super healthy.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

depends what you eat....if you eat healthily piss can be used to treat wounds and you can even drink it.....many tribes do this.

also can be good for nutrition for plants and trees, again, one needs to eat and drink super healthy.

I just KNEW we would get here eventually!!

No need to share a cup of tea now.... one of you can drink the piss..... it's healthy and thenyou don't have to worry about getting it on your hands.... unless of course you've been eating too much sugar in which case it migth be as bit sticky.

Simples.



Now, what about snot.... is that healthy?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I was off work yesterday awaiting the arrival of a telephonic fixing man. He turned up and seemed to do his job (not of THAT variety). I offered him a cuppa and he declined. It was only as he left that he asked to use my lavatory. He had a tinkle, i heard the flush, and then the door immediately opened for him come back and pick up his toolbox. I thanked him for his seemingly fine work, but wouldn't shake his unwashed hand. Dirty bugger.
I think i wash my hands after a urine less for actual hygiene and more for fearing being seen by others as a dirty bastard. If i was as hermitic as i sometimes wish, i doubt i would ever wash any single part of me.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

What a bunch of babies Don't ever try arse to mouth will you.

 

[Meade's Ball]

What a bunch of babies Don't ever try arse to mouth will you.

Thank you centipedanny.
Do you ask the anus-holder what they had for dinner last night or is working it out within 20 licks part of the test you set yourself?

 

[sydney]

Thank you centipedanny.
Do you ask the anus-holder what they had for dinner last night or is working it out within 20 licks part of the test you set yourself?

"truffles...!!"

 

[strings]

and bottles of hand sanitizer they keep on their desks.

I do this - is there a smiley for OCD?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I do this - is there a smiley for OCD?

It's not OCD to be clean and hygienic, OCD is like a pattern of repetitive, needless behaviour.

 

[Soton Seagull]

The ones taht get me are blokes who seem so uncomfortable with their own sexuality that they need to go in the cubicle to piss; and then proceed to not bother lifting up the seat. YOU get caught short and go in to work or public toilets to find piss all over the seat. How difficult is it to lift the seat up? Idiots.