My next door neighbours been savaged by a badger

[Cheshire Cat]

Was it a honey badger?

 

[mona]

Don't forget to REPORT your wanker neighbour if he does ANYTHING to harm Mr Badger - as he is a PROTECTED animal and the RSPCA can RUN THAT TWAT IN if he wages war on that creature.

Mr Brock 1 Pompey Shoe Fetishist Wildlife Attackers 0


Why do people like Mr Pompey Shoe-Hurler choose to live in places where they come into contact with wild animals rather than stay on Portsea Island or some other urban environment?

 

[Everest]

I've heard that bats go a bit mental if you drive near them. So mental in fact, that they headbut the windscreen.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Quick update -

Idiot features was out in his garden yesterday evening with the lights on from his house trying to locate said badger.

He also had a can of something in his hand which he was scattering round the bottom of his garden.

I was genuinely concerned that it was some sort of poison - went outside and asked if he was ok - to which he replied - rat poison will sort them out.

What followed was a frank exchange of views - and the shouting at each other over the fence - (I am not really interested in getting in a fight with some twat whoc had clearly been drinking during the day)

Anyway - aobut 10 minutes after we started arguing the Old Bill came along - asked me to go back inside.

Then within 10 minutes he was being put inside a meat waggon that had turned up and the RSPCA then wheeled by 30 mins after that.

There was still activity in the garden this mroning - I asked one of the RSPCA people what has happening and he has been arrested for endangering protected species. There was some rat posion on the lawn which he had put down - not enough to kill any badgers but they are spraying the lawn with some mix to nullify whatever crap he put down.

So hopefully a happy ending to a twat who was 'done' by a badger.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Have you contacted the media about this story? BBC South East might be interested. They have a few Albion supporters in their news team, who might see the value of getting one over Pompey.

 

[Mendoza]

this is going to delay the start of the stadium being built

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Quick update -

Idiot features was out in his garden yesterday evening with the lights on from his house trying to locate said badger.

He also had a can of something in his hand which he was scattering round the bottom of his garden.

I was genuinely concerned that it was some sort of poison - went outside and asked if he was ok - to which he replied - rat poison will sort them out.

What followed was a frank exchange of views - and the shouting at each other over the fence - (I am not really interested in getting in a fight with some twat whoc had clearly been drinking during the day)

Anyway - aobut 10 minutes after we started arguing the Old Bill came along - asked me to go back inside.

Then within 10 minutes he was being put inside a meat waggon that had turned up and the RSPCA then wheeled by 30 mins after that.

There was still activity in the garden this mroning - I asked one of the RSPCA people what has happening and he has been arrested for endangering protected species. There was some rat posion on the lawn which he had put down - not enough to kill any badgers but they are spraying the lawn with some mix to nullify whatever crap he put down.

So hopefully a happy ending to a twat who was 'done' by a badger.

You sir are a legend and a bloody decent bloke

 

[Blackadder]

Ripped his calf to shreds and pretty much gave him a right kicking which he does deserve - and a Portsmouth fan which makes it even better - the guy that is, not the badger.

So WHO did the badger support?

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

I think the badger is clearly a Notts County fan - everytime I have seen him and his family he's got one for their shirts on.

At least I think so - he certainly didn't have a Geordie accent - could be a Forest Green fan though I suppose.

 

[Frutos]

I think the badger is clearly a Notts County fan - everytime I have seen him and his family he's got one for their shirts on.

At least I think so - he certainly didn't have a Geordie accent - could be a Forest Green fan though I suppose.

Could be Juventus - bloody immigrant badgers.

 

[pasty]

Grimsby ?

 

[Trufflehound]

Grimsby ?

I don't think any self-respecting badger would stoop that low.

I mean, have you BEEN to Grimsby?

 

[pasty]

Could be Juventus - bloody immigrant badgers.

Actually you are obviously right Frutos.

 

[Nemesis]

I'd prefer to be savaged by a beaver.

 

[Mr Burns]

I'd prefer to be savaged by a beaver.

NOw that sounds like a good plan

 

[perseus]

Did you know Sitting Bull used to be called Jumping Badger?

 

[perseus]

YouTube - The Badger Song

 

[John Bumlick]

alcoholic neighbours fighting with badgers...portsmouth fans...10 minute slanging matches...police quickly showing up in a 'meat wagon'...

i can only assume you live in Hove.

 

[CoCoa]

savage birds

Quick update -

Idiot features was out in his garden yesterday evening with the lights on from his house trying to locate said badger.

He also had a can of something in his hand which he was scattering round the bottom of his garden.

I was genuinely concerned that it was some sort of poison - went outside and asked if he was ok - to which he replied - rat poison will sort them out.

What followed was a frank exchange of views - and the shouting at each other over the fence - (I am not really interested in getting in a fight with some twat whoc had clearly been drinking during the day)

Anyway - aobut 10 minutes after we started arguing the Old Bill came along - asked me to go back inside.

Then within 10 minutes he was being put inside a meat waggon that had turned up and the RSPCA then wheeled by 30 mins after that.

There was still activity in the garden this mroning - I asked one of the RSPCA people what has happening and he has been arrested for endangering protected species. There was some rat posion on the lawn which he had put down - not enough to kill any badgers but they are spraying the lawn with some mix to nullify whatever crap he put down.

So hopefully a happy ending to a twat who was 'done' by a badger.

I was dive bombed by a robin once and threatened by a gang of magpies

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Give the address and I am up for coming along with " save the Badger " placards and standing outside his house this week. Whose up for it ?.