My next door neighbours been savaged by a badger

[Digweeds Trousers]

Marvellous scences - the guy next door to me is an utter twat who likes to play his music loud and late.

Anyway last night was woken by screams of anguish and banging and crashing outside. Went out to look and he was clutching his left leg, covered in claret.

There had been a family of badgers in the back garden and he went out and threw a shoe at them to supposedly scare them off.

Anyway apparently father badger took umbridge at this and went for him.

Ripped his calf to shreds and pretty much gave him a right kicking which he does deserve - and a Portsmouth fan which makes it even better - the guy that is, not the badger.

It made me wonder - which British animals do you reckon can turn violent at the drop of a hat?

Squirrels? Herons? Swans?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Was it a honey badger?

 

[crodonilson]

Were the warming up for the badger parade??

 

[jonny.rainbow]

There had been a family of badgers in the back garden and he went out and threw a shoe at them to supposedly scare them off.

Who throws a shoe? I mean honestly.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Who throws a shoe? I mean honestly.

YouTube - World Record Shoe Throw

 

[crodonilson]

Was it these pesky badgers??

Football Badgers

......because if it was I think I'd throw a shoe at them if they woke me up doing this in the middle of the night.

 

[Hercules Rockerfeller]

Badgers have form. This is one of my favourite animal stories ever:

BBC NEWS | England | Hereford/Worcs | Victim relives badger attack

 

[PCBEARDMLORD]

YouTube - Trigger Happy TV - Badger attack

Was this it ?

 

[bhaexpress]

YouTube - Trigger Happy TV - Badger attack

Was this it ?

Badgers are vicious bastards and are best avoided, sounds like DT's neighbour got what he fully deserved though, well done Brock !

 

[fatbadger]

I'm with my brothers on this one. Especiialy if your neighbour is a Portsmouth fan.

 

[mona]

Badgers are grumpy a bit like the bloke on here who didn't like Hammond. But like him they are genuine fans who won't take nonsense from Pompey shoe-throwing hooligans.

 

[Horses Arse]

Badgers have form. This is one of my favourite animal stories ever:

BBC NEWS | England | Hereford/Worcs | Victim relives badger attack

"When you actually see your tendons, muscles and nerves, it looks like wire hanging out.


Mr Fitzgerald eventually managed to shake off the badger, who has been named Boris. "


Glad they found the culprit - but has Boris now been released into the community once more to offend again?

 

[Questions]

"When you actually see your tendons, muscles and nerves, it looks like wire hanging out.


Mr Fitzgerald eventually managed to shake off the badger, who has been named Boris. "


Glad they found the culprit - but has Boris now been released into the community once more to offend again?

Whats wrong with circulating a photo fit of this nasty animal. Surely he could be recognised again.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Badger's are great. One of my favourite beasts. My heart sinks everytime I see another one splattered by the side of the road. They take no shit and they look fecking cool as well.

My one desire is to blast away a group of Badger baiters with a top of the range machine gun.

 

[PCBEARDMLORD]

[My one desire is to blast away a group of Badger baiters with a top of the range machine gun.[/QUOTE]

Is that really your one desire ? Mine involves Angelina Jolie and Kirsty Gallagher, me and a video camera...

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Was it a Southampton fan by any chance?

 

[house your seagull]

YouTube - Trigger Happy TV Clip

of the subject but more trigger happy -

 

[Seagull Stew]

I ran over a badger in my car once.

f*** me does it leave a dent!!!

 

[Titanic]

Who throws a shoe? I mean honestly.

I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot!

 

[NMH]

Don't forget to REPORT your wanker neighbour if he does ANYTHING to harm Mr Badger - as he is a PROTECTED animal and the RSPCA can RUN THAT TWAT IN if he wages war on that creature.