My Next Conquest

[Uncle Spielberg]

What age should I go for when I find my next lucky lover. I am thinking of a younger model this time. Maybe early/mid 30's. Being 46 I know lots of younger Women will be drawn to me like a Moth to a light but I am not going to rush into anything. I will peruse the CV's of the many applicants and take my time but I am thinking at the moment 10 years younger. Mid 20's is a possibility but would I have a lot in common ?.

Certainly the whole World is open to me now but I am not going to be hasty.

What age range is the best do you think ?.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think I know where this poll is going

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Early 30s. Profressional. GSOH. Likes to go out for dinner, the theatre, box office hits and cosy nights in.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

ive got this awfull image of peter stringfellow AKA uncle spielberg

 

[cardboard]

Go for a GILF she could take her teeth out and everything!!!!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Early 30s. Profressional. GSOH. Likes to go out for dinner, the theatre, box office hits and cosy nights in.

Thats sounds just the ticket BOF. Do you know anyone?.

 

[Don Quixote]

16-21, its the only way.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Look at the stats for yourself

Uncle Spielberg
Single
46
Lots of life experience
Great in bed
5 feet 11 inches
12 stone 7 pounds
Still has most of his own hair left
Own teeth
Medium and wirery build
Intelligent
Humourous
Generous
Good Listener
Impeccable taste in clothes
Impeccable taste in Films
Impeccable taste in Music
Own Car
Own House
Successful profession

Whats not to love ?.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

18 year old dolly bird

 

[The Cardinal]

Funny that, I tend to feel like a take away this time of night as well.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Thats sounds just the ticket BOF. Do you know anyone?.

I know of one particular lady, but she is half-French (I know you are not a fan) and going out with a good friend of mine.

There are plenty of women out there Uncle. Best bet would be to enrol in some sort of class. There must be something you have always fancied doing, but never got round to it.

 

[gullshark]

Take your age, halve it and add 7 - that's the youngest totty you can go for.

so, 46 / 2 = 23 + 7 = 30.

Go bag yourself a 30 year old my friend.

 

[Silent Bob]

Early 30s. Profressional. GSOH. Likes to go out for dinner, the theatre, box office hits and cosy nights in.

NSC romance in the air?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

16 is indeed legal but a bit pervy surely. I think anything under 28 would look a bit dodgy personally.

 

[Don Quixote]

12 stone 7? You're over weight mate. Sort it out. And where's the 12-16 option?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I know of one particular lady, but she is half-French (I know you are not a fan) and going out with a good friend of mine.

There are plenty of women out there Uncle. Best bet would be to enrol in some sort of class. There must be something you have always fancied doing, but never got round to it.

I absolutely LOVE French Women BOF. I am up for it.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

12 stone 7? You're over weight mate. Sort it out. And where's the 12-16 option?

Perfect fighting weight Don.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

12 stone 7? You're over weight mate. Sort it out. And where's the 12-16 option?

bmi 25

 

[Don Quixote]

Perfect fighting weight Don.

Ahh yes. Muscle weighs more than fat eh

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

And where's the 12-16 option?

Left out because Chantelle in Eastbourne is unavailable ?