My Mrs is better at decorating than me!

[Gullys Cats]

There, i have said it!

Can't believe it, I was half way through tiling, I have give up!, I am sh*t at decorating, she has taken the job over now and I have been sent to do the washing up!

 

[Cars]

Screw the washing up to, then she'll have to do that to!

 

[Whitterz]

win win situation here surely?

 

[Lady Gull]

I do all the decorating in my house - my partner is shit at DIY - at least he admits he is though - far worse than him trying to do something and cock it up - he can't even change a lightbulb - ask my bro!!!

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I'm shit at everything, apparently, according to my wife this morning!

Ho hum

 

[banjo]

I'm shit at decorating, honestly. Please tell My wife.

 

[Lady Gull]

I'm shit at decorating, honestly. Please tell My wife.

Aahhh now you see what you have to do is have a go - balls it up on purpose a few times and then she won't ask you again - that is what mine did - I know exactly that is how his brain works xx

 

[banjo]

Aahhh now you see what you have to do is have a go - balls it up on purpose a few times and then she won't ask you again - that is what mine did - I know exactly that is how his brain works xx

Damm you ladies are far to clever. Always one step ahead.

 

[Gullys Cats]

Screw the washing up to, then she'll have to do that to!

Now that sounds like a plan.

 

[Gullys Cats]

I do all the decorating in my house - my partner is shit at DIY - at least he admits he is though - far worse than him trying to do something and cock it up - he can't even change a lightbulb - ask my bro!!!

Glad to hear I am not the only one.

 

[Rowdey]

There, i have said it!

Can't believe it, I was half way through tiling, I have give up!, I am sh*t at decorating, she has taken the job over now and I have been sent to do the washing up!

If you think tiling come's under decorating, and are trying to do it with a 1/2" brush and a bit of scratch, then you are in trouble

 

[bravohotelalpha]

I'm shit at everything, apparently, according to my wife this morning!

Ho hum

Everything

 

[albion534]

I cant even cook, I manage to burn salads

 

[Medwayseagull]

Aahhh now you see what you have to do is have a go - balls it up on purpose a few times and then she won't ask you again - that is what mine did - I know exactly that is how his brain works xx

But you are still doing it instead - who has come out the winner ?

 

[Nibble]

It amazes me how blokes cannot perform even the simplest of repairs/improvements these days. Not fishing/trolling or whatever it is you get accused of if you express an unpopular opinion but really? I would be ashamed, and rightly so, if I gave up a job half way through and had to get my Mrs to take over, especially something as rudimentary as decorating. We live in an age where men are snuggling up on a couch with tea and chocolate watching Downton Abbey while their wives are up ladders with drills in their hands. I weep for the unborn children.

 

[Gullys Cats]

It amazes me how blokes cannot perform even the simplest of repairs/improvements these days. Not fishing/trolling or whatever it is you get accused of if you express an unpopular opinion but really? I would be ashamed, and rightly so, if I gave up a job half way through and had to get my Mrs to take over, especially something as rudimentary as decorating. We live in an age where men are snuggling up on a couch with tea and chocolate watching Downton Abbey while their wives are up ladders with drills in their hands. I weep for the unborn children.

I am a modern day metrosexual, I love a bit of desperate housewife's.

 

[Dave the OAP]

my mrs is BRILLIANT, and I do mean brilliant, at wallpaper hanging, whereas I am good at mowing the fecking lawn.

Works wonders in my house

 

[Camicus]

my mrs is BRILLIANT, and I do mean brilliant, at wallpaper hanging, whereas I am good at mowing the fecking lawn.

Works wonders in my house

Same Mrs C is awesome at plumbing papering and tiling Im better at laying flooring electrics and drinking T it all balances out

 

[Hampster Gull]

 

[SeagullinExile]

There, i have said it!

Can't believe it, I was half way through tiling, I have give up!, I am sh*t at decorating, she has taken the job over now and I have been sent to do the washing up!

If i send over my ironing will you do it for me?