My last thread, I have a new Girlfriend.

[Kev the Ape]

After my little banning i am going to stop all the shitty threads i do and the posts and be abit more of a responsible NSC chatter. I have a new Gf and i am happy now very happy indeed.

 

[Trigger]

Is she?...

 

[Kev the Ape]

Is she?...

Is she what?

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

........... a lesbian.............or..........

 

[Trigger]

Is she what?

Happy... It's all very well you being happy but is SHE happy?...

 

[Kev the Ape]

Happy... It's all very well you being happy but is SHE happy?...

yep she happy. we went down to the marina today and i had to tell her all the Brighton players names on this big poster of those christmas cards. because she aint a brighton fan.

 

[Kev the Ape]

........... a lesbian.............or..........

Abosolutely none of that.

 

[On the Left Wing]

Kev ... if that's a serious post .... welcome aboard mate!!!

You have become a bit of a legend and NSC would be smaller without you

 

[Trigger]

Well i'm very pleased for you then young Kevin.

 

[Hiney]

Good on ya Kev

Welcome back mate

 

[Kev the Ape]

Well i'm very pleased for you then young Kevin.

thank u but, now she got a text from her ex bf who a physcho that he wants her back. . *crys in the toilet*.

 

[Kev the Ape]

Good on ya Kev

Welcome back mate

thank u m8.

 

[London Irish]

That's nine minutes of happiness. Poor Kev deserved more.

 

[Hiney]

thank u but, now she got a text from her ex bf who a physcho that he wants her back. . *crys in the toilet*.

f***ing hell mate - you certainly know how to pick them

Get down the Church on Sunday and see what you can find

You probably won't be able to shag her for a few years but she'll probably be able to darn your socks or rustle up a roast dinner

 

[Dawsey]

Has she dumped you yet? Its been 13 minutes

 

[Kev the Ape]

f***ing hell mate - you certainly know how to pick them

Get down the Church on Sunday and see what you can find

You probably won't be able to shag her for a few years but she'll probably be able to darn your socks or rustle up a roast dinner

No i trust her mate, she aint even texted him back because she said she so happy with me aswell.

 

[Kev the Ape]

Has she dumped you yet? Its been 13 minutes

NOPE!!!!

 

[Dawsey]

Is she fit?

 

[Bluejuice]

Kev when will you learn?

Women are evil and you spending your time and money on one will only lead to heartache and misery.

Stick to computer games mate

 

[Hungry Joe]

My girlfriend's ex is a psycho. The only way to deal with them is to completely ignore them or kill them.

All the best Kev you loveable goon you.