Kev the Ape
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Weezle said:
www.lycos.co.uk, go to the chat site there. My name is Brightonfan_86. its good place to find ladies.
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www.lycos.co.uk, go to the chat site there. My name is Brightonfan_86. its good place to find ladies.
Stumpy Tim
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Kev the Ape said:yes mate i have, but i aint had the full snog yet. when me and her are ready to.
It's a big step Kev. Don't rush it
Kev the Ape
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Stumpy Tim said:
I have done it before, but we just taking our time.
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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whats her name!?Kev the Ape said:
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mejonaNO12 aka riskit said:
her name jo.
Eddie the Seagull
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mejonaNO12 aka riskit said:
Her name is Helga & is a 6ft 5" hairy arsed German builder whose had a sex change.
She thinks Kev is a 6ft 3" bronzed adonis who needs a companion to join him on a round the world cruise aboard Kev's 160ft yacht. Departing from Monaco. Stopping a Kev's own island in the Carribean.
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Eddie the Seagull said:Her name is Helga & is a 6ft 5" hairy arsed German builder whose had a sex change.
She thinks Kev is a 6ft 3" bronzed adonis who needs a companion to join him on a round the world cruise aboard Kev's 160ft yacht. Departing from Monaco. Stopping a Kev's own island in the Carribean.
Stumpy Tim
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Kev the Ape said:
Thanks God for that. I didn't do it before I was 26
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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Kev the Ape said:
is that joE ?
Braders
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yeah Kev , you been on the GayDate channel againmejonaNO12 aka riskit said:is that joE ?
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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the wig fooled him but kev was too polite to ask her if that was a beard or just shadows on her/his chin
Halftime Oranges
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Kev why were you banned
Gazwag
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Kev the Ape said:
Oh dear maybe you shouldn't have given your user name out
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Braders7 said:yeah Kev , you been on the GayDate channel again
, her name joline, but she like being called jo.Bluejuice
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Kev
you date girls from the internet
this is not a good idea.
No, really, it isn't.
How old are you anyway? 15? I really wouldn't advise chasing women at your age. If it's gonna happen it'll happen but don't try to force it by trawling the internet for other desperate girls. Believe me, you'll only regret it.
When I was 16 I spent too much time online and started to chat at length with a young lady from Derby who after a while I agreed to meet.
We met in London and I was properly frightened when I met her. She was the size of a truck and less attractive but I tried to be civil and we spent the day together shopping and the like.
Unfortunately she had my mobile number and wouldn't leave me alone basically. I wasn't able to escape her for months and months until one day I told her I was sick of her calling every day and that I was about as interested in her as I was interested in being sat on by a wrestler.
Took her months to get the message and then when she did it just started a catalogue of prank calls and malicious e-mails.
I had to change my number and my e-mail address, and to this day I'm scared of ever hearing from her again, 6 years on!!
Trust me, get out while you still can
you date girls from the internet
this is not a good idea.
No, really, it isn't.
How old are you anyway? 15? I really wouldn't advise chasing women at your age. If it's gonna happen it'll happen but don't try to force it by trawling the internet for other desperate girls. Believe me, you'll only regret it.
When I was 16 I spent too much time online and started to chat at length with a young lady from Derby who after a while I agreed to meet.
We met in London and I was properly frightened when I met her. She was the size of a truck and less attractive but I tried to be civil and we spent the day together shopping and the like.
Unfortunately she had my mobile number and wouldn't leave me alone basically. I wasn't able to escape her for months and months until one day I told her I was sick of her calling every day and that I was about as interested in her as I was interested in being sat on by a wrestler.
Took her months to get the message and then when she did it just started a catalogue of prank calls and malicious e-mails.
I had to change my number and my e-mail address, and to this day I'm scared of ever hearing from her again, 6 years on!!
Trust me, get out while you still can
Welcome back Kev, are you sure she is not inflatable?
AS SHE GOT 4 LEGS?
Seagullible
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Bluejuice said:
sorry to laugh but heard that sort of story so many times. Got a mate who was sent a pic and she looked great, unfortunately she ate too much in the next two weeks and put on a 'few' pounds 
Hungry Joe
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Kev the Ape said:i met her over the internet. sorry to lie but i just dont like talking about meeting people over the net.
I feel cheated. I did go out and rent when Harry Met Sally, spent £4.99 on a bottle of wine and £3.50 on an extra tube of lube only to find out the story that inspired me is a complete lie. You owe me £8.49 you utter bastard.