[Drinking] My lager was too fizzy today

[maffew]

Had a Pepperoni pizza before kickoff and just as I was about to eat it, one of the bits of Pepperoni fell off as I was about to take a bite.. There wasn’t enough cheese to hold it in place.
I was apoplectic with rage and stormed out of the ground to email Barber..
What was the game like? Did I miss much..

Well I just emailed Barber because my stream was shite and when Izzy scored I dropped my drink on my laptop and cigarette. I kept calm but had I lost a slice of peperroni from a pizza I'd be piling into the Amex with flares knuckledusters knives allsorts

Not happy
Izzy, Barber. Hughton OUT

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Trying to navigate the concourse takes too long, stop getting in my bloody way! Grrrr.

Yes, this is a very significant point that needs addressing promptly.
When the Amex is full there are just too many people there, it spoils the match day experience.
Maybe the attendance should be capped to 15,000 to eliviate this problem.

 

[Brighton_Rose]

My nice coffee went all over me when Murray scored! was lucky it didn’t go on the people around me!

 

[wunt be druv]

What realy hacked me off was the noise! Everybody cheering etc. when we scored kept hurting my ears.Barber needs to sort this! AND,even worse..still no Worcester sauce flavour crisps! ******** the lot of them!!!

 

[Hampster Gull]

I had a really poor Cup to tea and I didn’t even go to the match. Barber out

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

What realy hacked me off was the noise! Everybody cheering etc. when we scored kept hurting my ears.Barber needs to sort this! AND,even worse..still no Worcester sauce flavour crisps! ******** the lot of them!!!

No Worcester sauce crisps you say, that's intolerable,we could be looking at 3 games played behind closed doors for that.
But at least that would sort out the noise problem, which I agree can be very tiresome at times.

 

[pastafarian]

My pie was slightly too moist. The drizzle was annoying.

Yeah sorry about that.
It wont happen again apparently, I was told in no uncertain terms today I was to seek employment elsewhere away from the Amex and quality control has never ever in the history of business involved dipping your cock in the pie for temperature checking.(they really should make this clear during training)
Yours and the clubs loss though, my 10 years of experience at Greggs as temperature control manager would say otherwise.

Ps did you eat all the drizzle?Asking for a friend hun. PM me

 

[desprateseagull]

Can't stand all the positivity on here tonight. Got to find something to whinge about.

I thought we had burst all the 'bubbles'..


I'll get me coat.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

I waited up from 11pm till gone 1am and there was still nothing to moan about!

Unacceptable!

 

[Conelli98]

Whose bloody idea was it to get rid of the Guiness and replace it with that Harvey’s Irish stout. Fecking awful stuff that has left me with a sore tummy and no bog roll left for the Mrs constitutional when she finally wakes up and stops snoring!

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

After the match in the WSU concourse one of the serveries ran out of Harvey's.

I had to have Harvey's Stout instead....... which I actually quite liked.

But being the first time ever that I had stopped for a drink after the game, and the first time ever I have had a beer at the stadium, not having to drive soon afterwards, it amplified the ruination of the experience.

 

[Official Old Man]

I had a burger pre-match that I then ate again a dozen times during the game (if you know what I mean). 3 point deduction if the FA were at the Amex and had a burger as well.

 

[Norman Potting]

Water in gents too lukewarm to thaw my hands out at half time

 

[pearl]

Hophouse 13 tastes OK in plastic cups ..... OUTRAGE!!!!!!

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

I had a tea before kick off with a Chicken Pie, they were good
Had a Bovril at HT, it was good

Fed up with the Albion consistently doing well within the stadium in terms of catering thing, it's got to stop, I want to whinge.

* No Brown Sauce though, not happy about that, BARBER OUT!

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Yes, this is a very significant point that needs addressing promptly.
When the Amex is full there are just too many people there, it spoils the match day experience.
Maybe the attendance should be capped to 15,000 to eliviate this problem.

Yellow hatched walkways is what it needs in my opinion!

 

[Martlet]

I gave my ticket to my dad.

 

[SeagullCrow]

My pre-match pie was warm, rather than hot. And I had to queue for a whole 3 minutes to purchase it.

Simply not good enough - Barber out!

 

[BensGrandad]

Well I had a very nice cup of Bovril

The best drink available in the concourses and VFM

 

[jackanada]

My Albion Hatrick ticket had the correct first goal time. This has never happened before to anyone of my acquaintance. Made me question the entire nature of reality. Barber out!