[Football] My Irrational Hatred of Beheady Howe

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

The most punchable face in football.

It's as simple as this.

 

[monty uk]

And he cleans it with fastidious religiosity every Sunday before watching the Grand Prix on his 62-inch TV. Definitely got a personalised plate on it too.

SM11G. With a black nut.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Him and Christian Horner (Red Bull F1 boss) are on the same level as smug to55ers I could never tire of punching!

Horner = the smuggest bastard in sport. Howe is very smug but he doesn't even come close to the Red Bull boss. Not far behind him is Verstappen, an arrogant twat.

 

[chickens]

SM11G. With a black nut.

Sorry to hear of his testicular problems.

Edit: Oh, just realised. As you were.

 

[banjo]

The most punchable face in football.

Closely followed by ^^^^

 

[Guinness Boy]

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Good point

 

[Hamilton]

Does anybody else have a completely irrational hatred of the super-glum Newcastle boss?

I'm 53 and I've never really experienced this before.

Will it go away?

Please help.

I think he could be the first to be fired.

If Brentford and ourselves can beat them and heads are down, then I can see the Blades lifting their game to get something. Would love it if they chopped his tenure short

 

[Weststander]

The ventriloquist, his mouth doesn't move when he mutters.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I think he could be the first to be fired.

If Brentford and ourselves can beat them and heads are down, then I can see the Blades lifting their game to get something. Would love it if they chopped his tenure short

Until Dan Ashworth hires De Zerbi to replace him.

 

[nicko31]

Didn't actually used to mind him, there is no denying he did superb at Bournemouth.

But when the Saudi's arrived he should have walked, he didn't.

 

[Sheebo]

Can I just say…. ‘BEHEADY HOWE’ deserves some huge recognition

 

[Reddleman]

What pisses me off is that since he took over they have spent nearly half a BILLION pounds on players and yet he’s being hailed as some kind of miracle worker for the job he’s doing at Newcastle.

He’s achieving the minimum for that level of investment.

 

[Jam The Man]

Not keen, but I suspect I’d get behind him if he were to become England manager.

Yes he’s smug, but I find I irrationally dislike any manager who is disingenuous … Wenger being the king of that role.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

You might be right. A company car that he's worked out a tax efficient way of getting. He's also worked out the exact point at which the efficiency of the car is lessened by the weight of the fuel he puts in and scrupulously keeps it under that level. He once reached 65mph on the motorway just outside Derby and the thrill of it still makes him smile, but only if no-one is watching.

In this day and age it would be an EV through a salary sacrifice scheme. I don't reckon he'd have a TT anyway – it would be a saloon (maybe Audi, but most probably a BMW) that would look sporty but actually be a base model. As long as he was able to hang his jacket off the hook above the rear seat.

 

[El Turi]

I am a long standing Howe hater. His Bournemouth and Burnley teams were the most cynical cheating sides around but it seemed to go unnoticed by the media because of his supposed nice guy image. People are starting to realise what kind of person he is now that he’s managing sportwashers fc but he still gets a much easier ride than he should do.

 

[BNthree]

The most punchable face in football.

This isn’t a thread about Bruno Fernandez

 

[The Pilsbury Echo]

Eddie Howe JUST about gets away with it with me although he could of got the part of Gavin in Gavin and Stacey, who for some reason riles me with his smugness. BUT DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON SUNBED WIDE-EYED TWATTY TINDALL. THE BLOKE HAS ROBBED A LIVING OFF HOWES BACK...WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE PAIR FALL OUT WITH EACH OTHER

 

[studio150]

Didn't actually used to mind him, there is no denying he did superb at Bournemouth.

Breaking FFP to get promoted then just paying the fine would tend to lessen his achievement.

Plus before VAR his team always seemed to get penalties when playing us, despite no one in the ground including the Bournemouth players appealing for one.

 

[Eeyore]

I would have thought Eddie is safe for now. There are too many other peaceful folk that the Crown Prince is upset about.

Saudi Arabia: Man Sentenced to Death for Tweets

A Saudi court has sentenced a man to death based solely on his Twitter and YouTube activity.

www.hrw.org

I'd keep your mouth shut if you don't like the transfer activity this summer, Eddie

 

[Billy the Fish]

It's not irrational, the bloke's an annoying twat!

You can tell he's trying to be all Mr sensible and level headed, but scratch the surface and you can tell he's always super pleased pleased himself. I find him very passive aggressive. People like that are almost always a snake.