My FIRST night as STEWARD at the North STAND turnstyles last night

[Brightonia]

Ha ha I was wondering when this thread was going to happen!

 

[Surf's Up]

VERY good Enrest!

 

[drop dead fred]

Good stuff
Keep up the good work

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Funny

 

[smeariestbat]

You know you've made it on the forum when [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] makes a PARODY of your thread

 

[Easy 10]

That was a GENUINE laugh out loud job.

Top work

 

[seagullondon]

Brilliant stuff [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION]

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Superb stuff!

 

[Two Professors]

ARE you Dick's BaR Steward?

 

[Greyrun]

 

[Beach Hut]

You have to hand it to the great man, probably one of the best so far

 

[The Birdman]

She thought you had batteries in your lap top and she had ran out and wanted to use her dildo tonight

 

[Rogero]

This made me laugh out loud.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Brilliant

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

In a very very very BlokE way I love EnREst ------6 weeks to go from my InFRacTIon being lifted

 

[big hilda]

Right you lot, strictly against club protocol but felt it was time to clear this ‘incident’ up. So a Laptop?? It was a sandwich toaster and it was still bloody hot. Only wanted a brief rummage in his sack, I mean, would you want to frisk a leering, wheezing, sweaty man? Eh? It’s not as if he’d even climbed up to WSU to get in that state. So let him cool down is the SOP, couple of pies, well three it appears, a pint or two then a quiet word accompanied by three PC’s. As for Ernest, our new North Stand steward, he’s like a duck to water, a poacher turned gamekeeper and can spot a wrong ‘un he can. He KNOWS who to target. He does go on though, kept muttering about cup final money, villa’s and sauces. Now, don’t make me come back on here and straighten you out again and remember, Barbour says, SIT DOWN & SHUT UP.

 

[portslade seagull]

The Hilda appreciation society needs to buy an xxxxxl vest for her

 

[Blackadder]

Right you lot, strictly against club protocol but felt it was time to clear this ‘incident’ up. So a Laptop?? It was a sandwich toaster and it was still bloody hot. Only wanted a brief rummage in his sack, I mean, would you want to frisk a leering, wheezing, sweaty man? Eh? It’s not as if he’d even climbed up to WSU to get in that state. So let him cool down is the SOP, couple of pies, well three it appears, a pint or two then a quiet word accompanied by three PC’s. As for Ernest, our new North Stand steward, he’s like a duck to water, a poacher turned gamekeeper and can spot a wrong ‘un he can. He KNOWS who to target. He does go on though, kept muttering about cup final money, villa’s and sauces. Now, don’t make me come back on here and straighten you out again and remember, Barbour says, SIT DOWN & SHUT UP.

You sound like a down to earth sort of girl BH. Not a pompous sort at all.

 

[big hilda]

I've got your seat number PS and I'll be keeping a close eye on you at the Burnley game. you wont like it if I started throwing my weight about.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Like a stopped clock being right twice a day, Ernest has finally made a funny parody thread.

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I've got your seat number PS and I'll be keeping a close eye on you at the Burnley game. you wont like it if I started throwing my weight about.

Lol, now that's commitment!