My finger smells funny

[Easy 10]

BUMSUCK.

The desperate flailings of a man who knows he has been BEATEN on the thorny issue of CAPITALS.

I spent three months on NSP when NSC was unavailable to me, so I KNOW what I\'m talking about.

 

[tedebear]

Is it kind of like the smell when you lick your skin and sniff it? Thats stangely arousing to me...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The desperate flailings of a man who knows he has been BEATEN on the thorny issue of CAPITALS.

I spent three months on NSP when NSC was unavailable to me, so I KNOW what I\'m talking about.

BULLY.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

more importantly, its Friday afternoon......

 

[Uncle C]

Whenever I rub my fingers behind my ears (just where they join my head), my fingertips always end up smelling a little bit of cheese. ?

I fear this is a mild fungal infection, which is often transmitted by close sexual contact with the more intimate parts of a womans anatomy

 

[tedebear]

I fear this is a mild fungal infection, which is often transmitted by close sexual contact with the more intimate parts of a womans anatomy

The mental image of Easy with his ear in his other half's mange tout is a little disturbing thanks very much!

 

[Easy 10]

Its just so I can hear when she\'s COMING

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I have these kinda like, little spots just under my bottom lip but above my chin. If I sort of bend my bottom lip back over my teeth and scratch the little spots then my fingers really smell of cheese too. Really strong cheese an' all.

Bizarre.

 

[tedebear]

Its just so I can hear when she\'s COMING

round the mountain, when she comes...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I have these kinda like, little spots just under my bottom lip but above my chin. If I sort of bend my bottom lip back over my teeth and scratch the little spots then my fingers really smell of cheese too. Really strong cheese an' all.

Bizarre.

Could they be leftover crumbs of really strong cheese?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Could they be leftover crumbs of really strong cheese?

Newp. This is the weird thing!

 

[Simster]

Its just so I can hear when she\'s COMING

A month or so ago you told us you couldn't care less as long as YOU have a good time you blimmin LIAR.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

If its good enough for Lord B and SIMSTER, then its good enough for me.

Point of Order. The Dimster does not DESERVE capitals. LORD B on the other hand .........

 

[Simster]

Fair dos.

But what about if I spent this weekend designing a FALMER smiley?

 

[Easy 10]

A month or so ago you told us you couldn\\\'t care less as long as YOU have a good time you blimmin LIAR.

Well, if I;M having a good time, then generally SHE;S having a good time.




I think she goes bowling.

 

[tedebear]

I think she goes bowling.

Thats really not advisable with your balls...

 

[Easy 10]

You should see where she sticks her fingers.

 

[tedebear]

You should see where she sticks her fingers.

Not behind your ears presumably!

 

[pasty]

You should see where she sticks her fingers.

You've got THREE bumholes ?

 

[tedebear]

You've got THREE bumholes ?

You don't? I thought we all did?