My destiny is to not own a new shirt

[jackanada]

Don't LEAVE your coat on a CHAIR

It's a cautionary tale for our times.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Before you ask-----I am not going to take the bait!

 

[jackanada]

 

[Mutts Nuts]

I will WEAR my ALBION winter COAT

See you at the swan,it will be raining so you will need to wear your coat

 

[Ernest]

See you at the swan,it will be raining so you will need to wear your coat

Just BEEN out for BREAKFAST wearing MY Albion WINTER coat as it was a BIT fresh

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

The Swan eh! Ill be there so watch your.......I mean my coat!

 

[Ernest]

The Swan eh! Ill be there so watch your.......I mean my coat!

i will BE in DICKS today and I will MAKE sure I don't LEAVE my ALBION Winter COAT on a chair when I go for a WEEWEE as you NEVER know what TEALEAFS are about

 

[seagullondon]

i will BE in DICKS today and I will MAKE sure I don't LEAVE my ALBION Winter COAT on a chair when I go for a WEEWEE as you NEVER know what TEALEAFS are about

why are you going to the bar named after that potless pillock?

 

[Ernest]

why are you going to the bar named after that potless pillock?

I want to GRAFFITI all over HIS pictures AGAIN as someone CLEANED up the last ONES I did

 

[Mutts Nuts]

I want to GRAFFITI all over HIS pictures AGAIN as someone CLEANED up the last ONES I did

No new graffiti in The Bar that is named after the legend that is Dick Knight,so i take it you bottled it Ernest old chap and stayed at home

 

[Ernest]

No new graffiti in The Bar that is named after the legend that is Dick Knight,so i take it you bottled it Ernest old chap and stayed at home

i HAD my PAINT confiscated GOING in so I will BE back on TUESDAY with some of that INEDIBLE ink instead

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Ernest--which one of you bottled it the sane one or the mad one

 

[Mutts Nuts]

Ernest--which one of you bottled it the sane one or the mad one

I think they probably both did

 

[Ernest]

Ernest--which one of you bottled it the sane one or the mad one

WAS waiting for you in DICKS on Saturday but will BE in the EAST tomorrow. I will HAVE an ALBION winter COAT on so you can RECOGNISE me

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

East Lower or Upper?

 

[Ernest]

East Lower or Upper?

I'm in the FAMILY stand

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Thats a bit vague Ernest--I'm in Upper and am surrounded by kids!!

 

[Ernest]

Thats a bit vague Ernest--I'm in Upper and am surrounded by kids!!

What's YOUR name ? JIMMY Saville ?

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

What's YOUR name ? JIMMY Saville ?

 

[Mutts Nuts]

WAS waiting for you in DICKS on Saturday but will BE in the EAST tomorrow. I will HAVE an ALBION winter COAT on so you can RECOGNISE me

i was at the swan as arranged i even reserved a freshly barbecued one eyed growler burger just for you, ketchup mayo the works,i think you both bottled it