Muzza Merger Thread (note: contains binfestery)

[Seagull Steve]

If it is Murray, I'll forgive him if he grabs a hat trick against his former employers. Hopefully someone in the East can record shouts of for fucks sake Murray coming from the gutted pikey contingent.

 

[Acker79]

Is moose the one who sounds like vernon kay? Becase that's how I read his he tweets.

 

[The Wookiee]

Will be extremely disappointed if it is Murray

 

[sparkie]

Please not Murray

Indeed. Please not Murray. Not good enough. *underwhelmed*

 

[LukeOwen]

Wouldn't mind if it's Murray

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

If it is Murray, I'll forgive him if he grabs a hat trick against his former employers.

And he better celebrate. Mullery style.

Then maybe he gets forgiven.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Has GOT TO BE Colonel Gaddafi! Just what we need up front!!!!!!

 

[pork pie]

Really really hope it's Zamora

So do we all! He would be perfect. Just the fitness doubts.

 

[stss30]

Will be extremely disappointed if it is Murray

Indeed. Please not Murray. Not good enough. *underwhelmed*

Finally, some realism.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

PLEASE be MURRAY

 

[Albion Robster]

Where's Chris Holroyd playing these days?? South London club??

 

[grummitts gloves]

Come home Muzza.

 

[pork pie]

Will be extremely disappointed if it is Murray

I would be very disappointed if it were him after all the hype. But happy if is was as a squad option.

The moose is likely to have good links to Bobby Z with their West Ham connections. Could it be?

 

[junior]

Lorenzo Pinamote??

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I would be very disappointed if it were him after all the hype. But happy if is was as a squad option.

The moose is likely to have good links to Bobby Z with their West Ham connections. Could it be?

Except the moose is already saying it's not Zamora.

Maybe moose just reads NSC!!!?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Has GOT TO BE Colonel Gaddafi! Just what we need up front!!!!!!

I hear he has been rotting away in the Tripoli FC reserves and is not very good at headers after a bullet ripped through his brain

 

[Hyperion]

I think Murray and CMS would be a great partnership. Murray engages a lot of defenders and can hold ball up.

I would not be happy though if the trade off is letting Will Hoskins go though

 

[blue'n'white]

Not bloody Murray !
Please not - not good enough for us now
How much humble pie would he have to eat to come crawling back to Poyet ?

 

[pork pie]

Except the moose is already saying it's not Zamora.

Maybe moose just reads NSC!!!?

Bugger! I had missed that.

Surely it would be no more than as a squad player, if it is Murray?

 

[Seagull over Canaryland]

Not Murray. We can do better than that although would be rather sweet if he explains what a mistake he made leaving us and just how tinpot CPFC are.... a sinner repenteh etc. But would Gus really want him back? I suppose all would be forgiven if he slots home the winner to relegate Palace.

Don't really want Sidwell either, although would be useful in the squad.

That leaves one stellar former Albion player who would be a handy striker, but don't really want to think too much about that, in case it doesn't happen.