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[News] Musk’s Neurolink Chip



ConfusedGloryHunter

He/him/his/that muppet
NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2011
2,411
Could we combine the youth team, this technology and FIFA 24 pro players to create a new cyborg team of absolute ballers?
 






Van Cleef

Well-known member
Jun 17, 2023
845
I recall Alan Sugar trying this way back when he owned spurs. He handed the task to his Amstrad boffins. It was not a success.
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Bakero

Languidly clinical
Oct 9, 2010
14,886
Almería
Trying to engage with some NSCers has definitely hacked mine 😂

Maybe Musk has found a way to plant this device remotely - beware X and ex-twitter users 😎


You need to engage your brain's gag-dar when reading NSC. A hell of lot of posts are laden with sarcasm, irony and puns.
 




Baldseagull

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2012
11,839
Crawley
I heard on the radio that none of his results from work on this have been published or reviewed, and that others have already given someone with a severed spinal cord the ability to walk, with a similar device.
This technology could ruin the paralympic games.
 




Zeberdi

“Vorsprung durch Technik”
NSC Patron
Oct 20, 2022
6,947
This technology could ruin the paralympic games.
It might improve ours though. Imagine having the ability to ‘think’ a 4-0 win over Luton actually paying off. 🙂
 




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