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Breaking news from pie in the sky sports news!!!!!
"Murray set to join Palace"
It looks certain that Glenn Murray will join Crystal Palace next season.
Palarse Manager Ron Nobody said to pie in the sky sports news " We are looking to Glenn Murray, who has a wealth of experience at League 1, to spearhead our challenge for a top six finish in League 1 next season." Palarse, who were relegated from the championship this season are also looking at former Brighton players, Mark Mcgammon and Bas Savage as they look to weaken their side to pay for the new sainsbury's home and garden section located at the croydon slum.
Palace fans were up in arms at this news today but said " we don't give two shits anyway cos we goin to watch crawley anyhow"
The fee for murray's services is thought to be around nought nought double nought nought bugger all!
"Murray set to join Palace"
It looks certain that Glenn Murray will join Crystal Palace next season.
Palarse Manager Ron Nobody said to pie in the sky sports news " We are looking to Glenn Murray, who has a wealth of experience at League 1, to spearhead our challenge for a top six finish in League 1 next season." Palarse, who were relegated from the championship this season are also looking at former Brighton players, Mark Mcgammon and Bas Savage as they look to weaken their side to pay for the new sainsbury's home and garden section located at the croydon slum.
Palace fans were up in arms at this news today but said " we don't give two shits anyway cos we goin to watch crawley anyhow"
The fee for murray's services is thought to be around nought nought double nought nought bugger all!