[NSC] Murray contract talks - transcipt REVEALED

[Easy 10]

Mr. Murray : Listen, I appreciate what you guys are doin' for me, but I was wonderin' when I can come back and, you know, do some real work.

Mr. Barber : Well, that's hard to say, It's kind of a strange time now. Things are a little...

Mr. Potter : They're a little f*cked-up is what they are. Listen we got a big meetin' goin' down against Watford right now.

Mr. Barber : Just let Graham, for now, set you up in Lancing, get you some cash. Get this Ashworth f*ck off your back, and maybe then we can start talkin' okay? Huh?

Mr. Potter : Listen daddy, I got an idea. Now just, hear me out. Now, I know you don't like usin' the boys on jobs like these, but Glenn has been nothin' but good luck for us. The guy's a f*ckin' rabbits foot for cryin' out loud. I'd like to have him in. You know he's reliable and you damn well know you can trust him.

Mr. Barber : [pause] How would you feel about pulling off a job with about ten other other guys?

Mr. Murray : [draws on cigarette].....I'd feel f*ckin' great about it.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Not sure I would have used the term “ daddy” there!

 

[Eddiespearritt]

"I heard you had a hand in that East London job last week".

"Not proven and the filth had very clear CCTV"

 

[Easy 10]

Not sure I would have used the term “ daddy” there!

They're very close, I hear.

 

[Yes Chef]

Glenn Murray is MR BROWN

 

[Yes Chef]

Also starring Dean Wilkins as Mr Pink and Jimmy Case as the copper who gets his ear chopped off

 

[Easy 10]

Glenn Murray is MR BROWN

Mr Brown ? Thats a little too close to Mr Shit.

 

[Yes Chef]

I'm trying to shoehorn in some more, how about Kerry Mayo as Mr Orange, nice guy Eddie (Spearitt) and Ben White as, err, Mr White

 

[Palacefinder General]

Someone knocking at the door
Somebody ringing the bell
Someone's knocking at the door
Somebody's ringing the bell
Do me a favour
Open the door
And let Glenn in

 

[BNthree]

Someone knocking at the door
Somebody ringing the bell
Someone's knocking at the door
Somebody's ringing the bell
Do me a favour
Open the door
And let Glenn in

When you need a goal
in a relegation match
who gonna call?
Glenn Murray!

 

[Albion my Albion]

Mr Brown ? Thats a little too close to Mr Shit.

Would that be Mr. UPS in the States?

 

[Albion my Albion]

I noticed that Man United signed Ighalo instead of Murray to replace the injured Rashford. When will Ighalo get to leave China and are all the precautions being taken for a highly paid PL footballer that Man U are in real need of?