Never mind Hove.
Go to Bicester designer outlet centre.
If you've got false tits, fake tan, teeth that are whiter than the proverbial virgin, a chav or even of the oriental persuasion, you cannot get more multicultural than that.
It'll blow your mind.
I was unaware that it was possible to be persuaded to be oriental. So far my resolve has yet to be tested to that regard but if it ever was I'm not sure that I'd be that easily swayed.