Mr bloody Grey

[Sompting_Seagull]

Has your missus been effected by this phenomenon? Fastest selling book of all time (they can thank facebook for that!). 'Mummy porn' that apparently involves a billionaire with a penchant for bondage and stuff. What's that all about....does this mean women secretly really do want to be dominated and controlled after all? And does this mean I can go all medieval from now on

 

[rocker959]

Indeed

 

[cookie63]

Has your missus been effected by this phenomenon? Fastest selling book of all time (they can thank facebook for that!). 'Mummy porn' that apparently involves a billionaire with a penchant for bondage and stuff. What's that all about....does this mean women secretly really do want to be dominated and controlled after all? And does this mean I can go all medieval from now on

I wouldn't moan about it! just buy her the books and prepare to get laid!! It's soft porn for women.

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Women have always wanted to be dominated... In the bedroom.

 

[peterward]

Women have always wanted to be dominated... In the bedroom.

this...... its just when you leave them handcuffed to the bed and then f*ck off downstairs to watch the second half in peace, they can get a little upset!

 

[Titus]

My wife was dressed just in her flimsies when I got home yesterday. She got out some handcuffs and rope and insisted I tied her tightly to the bed. Then she told me to do whatever I wanted...So I went down the pub.


Dammit, too slow.

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

I wouldn't moan about it! just buy her the books and prepare to get laid!! It's soft porn for women.

Im not moaning, she's been so busy reading them she hasn't been hassling me for ages, allowing me more time on NSC for instance...she went out and bought the 2nd and 3rd books yesterday and said the bookshops have boxes of them flying out the door (not literally) and had a load of old dears smirking at each other as they queued up.

As for the getting laid....well that remains to be seen...

 

[Norman Potting]

Are they the sort of books that are bought but never actually read??

 

[nomoremithras4me]

Im not moaning, she's been so busy reading them she hasn't been hassling me for ages, allowing me more time on NSC for instance...she went out and bought the 2nd and 3rd books yesterday and said the bookshops have boxes of them flying out the door (not literally) and had a load of old dears smirking at each other as they queued up.

As for the getting laid....well that remains to be seen...

Very much this, peace & quiet

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

My hair is starting to tuen 50 shades of grey. Ladies.....?

 

[Don Quixote]

I just bought it to find out what the fuss is about.

 

[Worthingite]

I have a theory that Christian Grey is based on Tony Bloom, but it's only a hunch and not at all based in any form of fact.

Just imagine opening the wrong door on the Amex tour though eh?

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

I have a theory that Christian Grey is based on Tony Bloom, but it's only a hunch and not at all based in any form of fact.

Just imagine opening the wrong door on the Amex tour though eh?

Maybe he could put Vicente and his agent in his red room of pain, and batter an agreement out of them.

 

[vegster]

I wonder if its the female equivalent of the Gor series of books ? When i was a young fella my mum bought one for me second hand from a charity shop because it looked like a sci-fi book and she knew I liked that sort of thing. Thankfully she never looked it before she gave it to me !

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

My other half has been far too frisky since she started reading the first one. I preferred it when we just turned out the lights and went to sleep. I'm far too lazy to get up to any funny business these days.

 

[BensGrandad]

If I buy if for my wife will it do us any good me being 68 years old and her a couple of years younger.lol.

 

[BeardyChops]

50 Sheds of Grey

My body writhed and quivered from the pain. I had learned my first lesson. Never again would I leave an upturned plug on the shed floor

Wonderful stuff

 

[Lush]

Lots of funnies on Twitter:

He pushed her onto the bed and began to undo his belt. As his trousers fell to the floor, he saw that she was asleep. #fiftyshadesofgran

"Oh Spiros, I panted, Smash me! Smash me like a plate" #fiftyshadesofGreek

 

[Hungry Joe]

Mrs.Joe bought it from HMV in Horsham yesterday (that last bit isn't relevant but is included for those who like detail). She's already pretty up for anything in the bedroom, or up against a tree etc etc, so I'm fully expecting to come home from work tomorrow to find her wearing a Salvation Army uniform with electrodes attached to her nipples and half the contents of the fruit bowl up her arse. Well, here's hoping anyway.

 

[Cars]

My lady just bought this earlier today, she's abit more lively since and she hasn't started reading it yet!

Think just the thought of reading it is doing it for her. Shame I get up for work at 4am tommorow.