[NSC] Mother and Father of NSC ?

[WATFORD zero]

Reading the retirement thread I notice a significant number of the more mature posters on there (unsurprisingly )

Which got me thinking who are actually the current Mother and Father of NSC.

So come on, step forward, who are our very own Diane Abbott and Sir Edward Leigh ?

 

[AlbionBro]

Would you like to be nominated?

 

[FamilyGuy]

It's not me, I'm only 71.

 

[Napper]

I vote the resident expert . He would crave that title secretly .

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Can never see the words Father Of NSC without instantly thinking of the late great Sir Lord Bracknell. RIP Ed

 

[AlbionBro]

Can never see the words Father Of NSC without instantly thinking of the late great Sir Lord Bracknell. RIP Ed

Amazing there was a Sir and a lord on this forum. May that gentleman RIP.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Can never see the words Father Of NSC without instantly thinking of the late great Sir Lord Bracknell. RIP Ed

I must admit, I also thought of Ed. Always a voice of simple gentle honest sanity

 

[joydivisionovengloves]

Can never see the words Father Of NSC without instantly thinking of the late great Sir Lord Bracknell. RIP Ed

The title should be retired . Should be Lord B forever.

 

[WATFORD zero]

So come on you silly old sods.

All we need is your age, DOB, Sort code, A/C no and mother's maiden name

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Wasn't Pretty Pink Fairy the sperm donor

 

[Questions]

So come on you silly old sods.

All we need is your age, DOB, Sort code, A/C no and mother's maiden name

My dog is called f*** off and is my first pet.

 

[Eeyore]

My dog is called f*** off and is my first pet.

@Guinness Boy once had a cat called 'Little Fucker' I shit you not.

 

[Guinness Boy]

@Guinness Boy once had a cat called 'Little Fucker' I shit you not.

It was the wife’s and she inherited it but, basically, yes.

*runs off to change password*

 

[Gwylan]

Reading the retirement thread I notice a significant number of the more mature posters on there (unsurprisingly )

Which got me thinking who are actually the current Mother and Father of NSC.

So come on, step forward, who are our very own Diane Abbott and Sir Edward Leigh ?

The Father and the Mother (of the House) are not the oldest members but the longest, continuously serving ones. Surely, that being the case, the answer is Bozza ( don't know about Mother)

 

[Triggaaar]

It was the wife’s and she inherited it but, basically, yes.

*runs off to change password*

So you'd go to sign into NSC and think 'Guinness Boy, Little Fucker'.

We're not so different after all.

 

[Eeyore]

It was the wife’s and she inherited it but, basically, yes.

*runs off to change password*

I'd love to have been at that reading of last will and testimony.

 

[WATFORD zero]

The Father and the Mother (of the House) are not the oldest members but the longest, continuously serving ones. Surely, that being the case, the answer is Bozza ( don't know about Mother)

Good point, well made

But can you imagine the complete BINFEST amongst those with a July 2003 join date

 

[Han Solo]

@Your Mum

 

[Gwylan]

Good point, well made

But can you imagine the complete BINFEST amongst those with a July 2003 join date

In the House, when two MPs join on the same day, it's who takes the oath first. That's why I said Bozza, he'd have to have been on it to let everyone else on.

Of course, if we're going back to before the Great Reset it would be Manx Seagull (if he's still on here) but, if not him, who else?

 

[WATFORD zero]

In the House, when two MPs join on the same day, it's who takes the oath first. That's why I said Bozza, he'd have to have been on it to let everyone else on.

Of course, if we're going back to before the Great Reset it would be Manx Seagull (if he's still on here) but, if not him, who else?

I think if we are assigning roles then Manx Seagull was God and Bozza took over the role when Manx Seagull retired if the job of God is actually a job that you can retire from and which can be recruited for then Bozza is it, which means that the Fath.................

Where was I ? ........... BLOODY TURKEYGATE I do remember that