Most Useless toy you owned

[Northstander]

I'll start with these...complete waste of time

 

[culvers]

The modern version

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

I'll start with these...complete waste of time

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I remember my grandad Harry rollerskating/rollerbooting down Mederia Drive in the Eighties and early Nineties. Surreal sight but a fit man who would give the youngsters a run for their money.

 

[£1.99]

Don't see nothing wrong with those!

 

[moggy]

Was a game in the 70s, can't see a pic on the net but game was called "chip away"

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Stilts

 

[1066familyman]

Those skates were great if you couldn't stretch to a proper skateboard. Wack a Beano or Dandy album on top of one and sit on that to fly down the hills. Happy days!

Yo yos always seemed pointless to me. Mainly because I could never get the bloody things to do what they were supposed to do.

 

[Bill Cassidy's tie up]

Chemistry set totally boring

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

A potters wheel when I was about 8. Useless at it and a useless present.

 

[happypig]

Those plastic tubes in the 1970's, bit like hoover tubes but lighter. You whirled them round your head and they went "woooooooooooooooooooo"

that was it.

 

[pipkin112]

The only thing I could do with these things, was smash my knuckles to pieces.

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[del strangefish]

Has to be


never worked.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

'kin Clackers

 

[METALMICKY]

Has to be
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never worked.

Did anyone ever play Mousetrap properly? If I recall you were meant to construct the trap mechanism as you went along. However, everyone I knew used to cut to the chase by putting it up on one go beforehand and then it was a case of who landed on the cheese square. Utterly dull with the only "thrill" being that 80% of the time the mechanism would fail. Unless of course you gave it a nudge when it was your mate facing doom!

Flightdeck looked great on the tv advert but was also white people in reality

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

penis enlarger ........................ complete waste of money
regards
DR

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Diablo.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

By rights, Play-Doh should just have been called Doh, it was that stupid. You only had to play with it once and you ended up with a shit brown lump of plasticene with a couple of coloured swirls in it. Might as well have played with a dog turd.

 

[Norman Potting]

This

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Total pants, was only any use if you had rooms the size of a village hall and with smooth floors. There is a 12' youtube video someone has posted, I have chosen to spare you that!

Trik Trak was also rubbish for pretty much the same reason. Both available on eBay I note.

 

[jamie (not that one)]

Buckeroo. I'm sure it's a great game but my dad stood on mine on Christmas day when I was 8. He said he was going to replace it but he never did, not that I'm bitter or anything. 32 now, still waiting and would still be a happy recipient of a new Buckeroo.

 

[Bedsex]

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