I used to collect stupid names a few years ago (he says chewing on the cuff of his anorak) and from memory:
An indian called Jiant Dikshit
A lady called Positive Wassaman (I believe the Wassaman test a pregnancy test in the 60's)
My parents old next door neighbour Basil Balls
A bloke called Lance Cock
I know 2 Mike Hunt's (1 is groundsman at Lords)
Will Power
Rainbow Blue Nelson
Pat Mycock
and many, many more...