Most stupid comment ever?

[Trotster]

FFS - Yes Wilko!!

Can you text me about your meat requirement please

 

[Easy 10]

a mate of yours easy! i think we've all tried that 1 before hahahaaha

Its a fair cop.

 

[Strike]

Check my sig for some funny comments, including Seas classic one.

 

[Hiney]

Obviously I am excluded from this

Not a chance!!

How about:

"Oooh Turkey, I've just given you a golden shower"

Sheffield March 2004

Marvellous

 

[Kryten]

I love this messageboard

 

[Wardy]

My ex-girlfriend said at the only Brighton game i took her too, when the teams were coming out for the 2nd half, and bearing in mind i had my home shirt on, "So which team is Brighton then"

At that point decided never to take her again.

 

[NMH]

American waitress;
"where are you guys from?"

"England"

"what language do they speak in England?"

 

[Braders]

i've said too many

 

[Beach Hut]

Didn't a very wealthy computer entrepreneur once say:

"No-one will ever need more than 64K memory"

Hindsight springs to mind

 

[Wilko]

I once told an ex girlfriend that Steve McManaman was actually called Steve McManamanaman but his name was too long to put on the back of his shirt........


she believed it

 

[Locky]

Although not a stupid comment, In fact it made me feel not only proud to be English but really good.

Me in a bar in America: Can I get a Budweiser
Waitress: With that accent you can get anything you want.

 

[saltash seagull]

someone i know once asked my mate taff

" why do they call you taff "

 

[itszamora]

A few years back at school:

Blonde A: "cos I've got dual nationality I don't need a visa to go to Australia like you do"

Blonde B: "why'd you need a credit card to go to Australia?"

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

not someone from this board, but my best friends classic comment

"How do they really know that the world isnt flat??"

 

[The Clarkemeister]

STFC71:

I'm being 100% serious now, do all of you people actually like the "Y.M.C.A." song?

TWAT

 

[The Clarkemeister]

STFC71:

I'm being 100% serious now, do all of you people actually like the "Y.M.C.A." song?

TWAT

That was one of his more intelligent efforts

 

[Mendoza]

just had an email from a certain lovely girl that has just gone to USA, aparently they are 5 hours ahead of us if anyone wants to call her x

 

[bigc]

someone at my school a few years back..

did england win the second world war then?

 

[Yorkie]

Might as well write the season off now January 2004 by someone

 

[ManxSeagull]

My worst one "Why is the Queen not singing the national anthem"

As the words came out of my mouth, I thought oh no what are you saying.