Most risky place,you have had sex

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Re: Re: Most risky place,you have had sex

Classy.

For me it was probably in broad daylight next to Brighton Racecourse, right next to Warren Road.

With a horse?

 

[Wilko]

I know someone that was in a motoway hold up while driving so placed a coat over his lap and knocked one out.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

He's a disgrace It was his first date with the horse.


On the Debenhams/Car Park stairs in Churchill Sq, how's that for risky

 

[Seagull Stew]

In Tenerife, on the roof of the hotel, in the middle of the day, and with plenty of taller hotels all around us.

GET IN

 

[Theatre of Trees]

In a university library.

 

[theweasel]

Swimming pool with ex wife in water polo goal and shop doorway in church road hove .

 

[theweasel]

Swimming pool with ex wife in water polo goal and shop doorway in church road hove .

 

[theweasel]

Swimming pool with ex wife in water polo goal and shop doorway in church road hove .

 

[Trigger]

So good you had it 3 times weasel?

 

[theweasel]

got hatrick.

 

[berkshire seagull]

In the hall way of some flats although once in tenerife i was getting a long blow job on the balcony when realised a huge block of apartments right oposite and i licked her clean.

Drink A

 

[Lord Bracknell]

This question reminds me of the TV "How well do you know your partner?" quiz show, where the couple had to write down the answers on a piece of card.

Her answer was "In my mother's kitchen"

His was "Up her bottom"



Probably an urban myth, though.

 

[Bad Ash]

This question reminds me of the TV "How well do you know your partner?" quiz show, where the couple had to write down the answers on a piece of card.

Her answer was "In my mother's kitchen"

His was "Up her bottom"



Probably an urban myth, though.

Sounds very much like this joke:

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'MateMatch'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando , Florida if you win. What is your name? First name only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?"
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."-3 minutes of commercials follow
DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"(touch tones.... ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away o r you'll lose. So do you know the rules of 'MateMatch'?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando , Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us and..."
DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
Sarah: "Up the ass....."
After a long pause, the DJ said, "OK Folks, we need to take a station break......

 

[Weezle]

In the jacuzzi in David Lloyd, Brighton Marina! Three other people were in there with us and weren't quite sure if we were definitely doing it and defiitely didn't know what to say!