on a saturday night , with the missus, a bit to drink, put on the porn and the above is what dreams are made of!!!!With all the doom and gloom about on NSC, I thought I'd lighten the mood by asking the most unpleasant thing you've had to do for a job or favour for someone?
My girlfriend had left a tampon in and realised it had been in for over a week. The symptoms were a high temperature and feeling really sick so she got about half the whiffy pad out but still knew there was string stuck up her love tunnel so she asked if I could have a feel round as it still didn't seem empty. After much squelching I pulled out the remainder of the pad and string which nearly brought her to orgasm.Within a couple of hours she was feeling much better. The fishy smell is still lingering on my fingers a bit though.
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Most disgusting thing you've had to do?
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Lady Gull
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Lady Gull
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Ha ha ha ha
GoldWithFalmer
Seaweed! Seaweed!
Why wait for Saturday?
Seagull on the wing
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Suez 1956....pulling a dead Egyptian sailor out of the water who had been terribly burnt and been in the water for three days...body all bloated and somebody grabbed his arm and the flesh came off like a glove.............another sticky bun anybody.....
Lady Gull
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God I lead such a boring life!!!! The worst thing I've done is have to clear my toilet after my son has laid a cable!!!
Relatively tame I think
Relatively tame I think
JamesAndTheGiantHead
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I had to shag a pig to save a kidnapped royal. Or something.
blimey its 007
Having read the post, the wife reminded me of her worst moment that she had.A few years ago she rushed me to hospital with serious stomach pains. After several x-rays i was diagnosed with kidney stones.When the doctor finally came in to see me the wife had to witness him sticking his finger firmly up my arse, to this day she still feels mentally scared.I am still not sure what the doctor was looking for.
Lady Gull
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Lol omg did he find your brain? Lol
Had he lost his watch perhaps?
glasfryn
cleaning up cat sick
cut a bloke down after he had hanged himself
can't say where or when but surfice to say it was one of the ugliest things I had to do while a prison officer even uglier than having to dig up some who were hanged and moving them to uncosecrated ground to allow an office building to be built both were very sad things to have to do
can't say where or when but surfice to say it was one of the ugliest things I had to do while a prison officer even uglier than having to dig up some who were hanged and moving them to uncosecrated ground to allow an office building to be built both were very sad things to have to do
salty seagull
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Unblocked the toilet in my student house. Turned out a house mate had used a j-cloth to wipe his arse....and a few other people had dumped on top of this before I decided it was time to unblock.
Falkor
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HAILSHAM SEAGULL
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Pulling lobsters from Jayne Mansfields arse
seagullondon
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I had to do a fatty so my mate could pull her friend. Was not pretty. Could probably find pics 
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