MORBID poll

[Change at Barnham]

It's quite healthy to remind yourself occasionally that we are all terminal.
I find it makes it easier to worry less about my own demise.

I'm 55 and luckily feel that I've ticked off most of my bucket list already (sporting events and travel).
I'm not too worried about passing away but would feel cheated if I was taken any time soon because I'm now in a position to retire and spend more time with family and friends.

 

[essbee1]

Sorry.

Just a theoretical question me and the wife batted around for a while today. Eventually we settled on knowing the DATE, as long as mine is first and she gets to choose how.

Was it with a spatula?

 

[ilduc944]

I'd like to know when,there's a few people I'd like to deal with in my
last week.


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Ever seen the film Parting Shots with Chris Rea? It's exactly what you're talking about - with a twist.......enjoy.

 

[GT49er]

In a worst case scenario, if I was given a date because of incurable and inoperable cancer, I would be back on the fags for every God-given day that was left to me!

Would rather not know, though - but would love a chance to reflect on it afterwards. A sort of post examination review. Not going to happen, is it.........................

 

[el punal]

The classic joke in Dad's Army - Captain Mainwaring telling Sergeant Wilson about the English officer talking to an Aussie soldier in World War I.

English officer : " Have you come to die, my good man? "

Aussie soldier : " No, I came yester-die."

Wilson, in typical nonchalant fashion : " I say sir, that's most awfully funny."

 

[LowKarate]

Just a theoretical question me and the wife batted around for a while today. Eventually we settled on knowing the DATE, as long as mine is first and she gets to choose how.

You guys sound fun.

Do you hold wine and Anthrax parties?

 

[Iggle Piggle]

If you were forced to choose - would you prefer to find out HOW you die ? Or WHEN you die ?

Surely it's how you die. If the answer was 'killed in a plane crash' I'd simply holiday in Cornwall making sure I lived away from flight paths and airports whilst happily drinking myself stupid knowing the liver won't pack up. Equally, if the answer was 'suffocated during sex with 3 women, I know I'd have something to look forward to.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Surely it's how you die. If the answer was 'killed in a plane crash' I'd simply holiday in Cornwall making sure I lived away from flight paths and airports whilst happily drinking myself stupid knowing the liver won't pack up. Equally, if the answer was 'suffocated during sex with 3 women, I know I'd have something to look forward to.

Honestly Iggle, we can't take you anywhere!

 

[Shinbreath]

Spare a thought for this guy.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...ing-100ft-front-crowd-spanish-music-festival/

I saw it happen. Was horrific!!

 

[OzMike]

Option 3