MORBID poll

[Easy 10]

If you were forced to choose - would you prefer to find out HOW you die ? Or WHEN you die ?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I'm going to have to kill you. Right now.

 

[knocky1]

How to do is easy. You chose the colour for said item, then stick it in the washing machine on a warm wash cycle.
When to do it is up to you but remember there is probably a timer on the washing machine, if you're going out.
If you do tie die you're a WANKPUFFIN.

 

[Bigtomfu]

When. You can then rip it up ahead of the date. A bit like the concept to Loopers.

 

[StonehamPark]

Neither.
I'd rather enjoy the surprise.

 

[rogersix]

If you were forced to choose - would you prefer to find out HOW you die ? Or WHEN you die ?

wot on earth has brought this on? you appear to be one of the good guys!
the whiners are making the board depressing enough as it is!

 

[Eeyore]

I always think you should try everything once.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

I really don't want to know that I will be run over by a bus. The paranoia about buses would probably ensure I got run over by one!

 

[studio150]

I already know I am going to die from something fatal.

 

[Easy 10]

wot on earth has brought this on? you appear to be one of the good guys!
the whiners are making the board depressing enough as it is!

Sorry.

Just a theoretical question me and the wife batted around for a while today. Eventually we settled on knowing the DATE, as long as mine is first and she gets to choose how.

 

[darkwolf666]

If you were forced to choose - would you prefer to find out HOW you die ? Or WHEN you die ?

Can I just ask, what's a wankpuffin?

 

[Gabbafella]

Neither.
To know when/how would mean that your path through life was predestined by a higher being of some description, and I could never buy in to all that superstitious, religion mumbo-jumbo.

 

[AmexRuislip]

If you were forced to choose - would you prefer to find out HOW you die ? Or WHEN you die ?

There should have been another option of 'I would choose to know HOW I die and what to come back as in a reincarnation'

 

[Pavilionaire]

When.

Imagine if the 'how' was "car crash". You'd sh1t yourself every time you got inside a motor.

 

[Bruntburger]

So if you were told when and then tried to kill yourself the day before, would your suicide fail or would it cause some kind of galactic black hole parallel universe paradoxical implosion taking planet earth 1m years into the future?


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[kevo]

When. You can then rip it up ahead of the date. A bit like the concept to Loopers.

It's a stupid question. 'When' is the obvious answer. If you knew that five years was "all you've got" it would change your life completely. If someone told you 'You will be knocked down by a bus" you'd live in constant, paranoid fear of crossing the road.

 

[The Upper Library]

Slightly off topic but imagine if the aging process was stopped and all diseases were cured meaning the only way you could die was by an accident, suicide or murder - this would result in no one doing anything risky. There would be too much to lose. In the end just leaving the house would be deemed too risky and then the thought would be that a high percentage of accidents happen at home - in the end it would be a complete break down in society.........anyway when are we gonna to sign someone the wait is driving me insane!!!!!!!!!


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[Easy 10]

Can I just ask, what's a wankpuffin?

Like a shitpuffin, but stickier.

 

[Baker lite]

I'd like to know when,there's a few people I'd like to deal with in my
last week.


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[Thunder Bolt]

I know how I'm going to die. I will stop breathing.