MORBID POLL - if you had 24 hours to live...

[Artois]

Just to point out, that if you had 24 hours to live from now you'd be dead before kickoff....

I normally READ the first post in a thread before contributing to it.

 

[Cian]

Easy said 24 hours from MIDNIGHT, MYOB.

Ah bollocks. Thats what I get from not reading the posts right.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Cool, I'll bring the little fellas.

Good man, I knew I'd forgotten something.

 

[Easy 10]

On reflection, I think I WOULD go to the Albion match. My dad, sister, nephew and most of my closest friends are season ticket holders anyway.

I'd skip the pre-match burger though. I'm on a diet.

 

[alan partridge]

In that case...

Spend morning having sex and taking mind bending drugs.

Afternoon watching the albion.

Evening with family and friend.

how do you plan to do the rest of the things on your list if you're going to spend the morning taking mind bending drugs?

 

[Artois]

I'd skip the pre-match burger though. I'm on a diet.

They're so RANK you might eat it and DIE.

 

[Easy 10]

They're so RANK you might eat it and DIE.

Good point. How sickening would that be ? Thinking I've only got 9 hours left, and the burger ends up killing me before half time.

 

[Marshy]

id rather play my own game, nothing is better than playing.

 

[Mr C]

I'd want a blowjob whilst watching the game.

As I sit next to you at Withdean, it's clear that's my afternoon sorted then

 

[Soton Seagull]

I'd just live tomorrow as planned.

Off to the Leeds game, then off to Franz Ferdinand Gig in Pompey, followed by going on the lash in Southsea (as staying round a mates).

Naturally, should I not pull and it being my last day alive, I may have to end the night with a visit to Mrs Palmer & her 5 lovely Daughters!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

24 hours, eh?

I'll be in my place in H-Block. Presumably someone will notice.

If it was the North Stand, Block Q, I'm not so sure.

 

[El Presidente]

I think we should have a one minute silence before the match as a mark of resepct for our impending death. It's happened nearly every other f***ing match this season so why not do it for ourselves.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Amphetamines.

Might as well be a wake to see all 24 hours of it.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Amphetamines.

Might as well be a wake to see all 24 hours of it.

Another one for the last party, well done sir.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

You wouldn't seriously go to a football match you lot, would you?

I'd go steal things and stuff. And get some live chickens, paint them a funny colour and let them loose round the town. Imagine joyriding a lamborghini into Brighton nick as well.


Ahhhh, hold that thought.

 

[Hiney]

Deffo go to Leeds.

Didn't he go to Spurs?

 

[Cian]

Considering I've no way to get to the match tomorrow

Firstly, I'd find the bloke in Clane with a DeLorean and nick it, I'd also nick his cash because he's a rich bastard

I'd then proceed to fill the entire luggage compartment of the DMC with drugs and booze, go pick up my girlfriend and go to the most expensive hotel I can find.

Figure out the rest yerself

 

[dougdeep]

Considering I've no way to get to the match tomorrow

Firstly, I'd find the bloke in Clane with a DeLorean and nick it, I'd also nick his cash because he's a rich bastard

I'd then proceed to fill the entire luggage compartment of the DMC with drugs and booze, go pick up my girlfriend and go to the most expensive hotel I can find.

Figure out the rest yerself

Your going to nick the towels, eh.

 

[beorhthelm]

why if your going to die would you want to spend any of the last day with family etc. You'd have one of the most miserable f***ing days of your life as they wept and cried and told you how much they'll miss you.

anyway, after a day that pretty much matches Hungry Joe's, id go to the top of the tallest building i can find. Then at 11:58, jump. Always wanted to know what that would be like (indeed ive given myself vertigo as im so tempted). fantastic rush id bet.


:thud:

 

[Hungry Joe]

why if your going to die would you want to spend any of the last day with family etc. You'd have one of the most miserable f***ing days of your life as they wept and cried and told you how much they'll miss you.

anyway, after a day that pretty much matches Hungry Joe's, id go to the top of the tallest building i can find. Then at 11:58, jump. Always wanted to know what that would be like (indeed ive given myself vertigo as im so tempted). fantastic rush id bet.


:thud:

Darkly truthful, I like your style.