Moral Dilemma............

[El Presidente]

Is it better to regret doing something than not doing it?

 

[Les Biehn]

What have you just watched

 

[El Presidente]

One of my colleagues at graduation yesterday had advances made to him by a 21 year old undergraduate.

He is married and 20 years older than her, BUT she has great tits.

And no, I won't say which option he took, as a gentleman never tells..........(but I repeat, GREAT tits)

 

[Billy the Fish]

If you're going to regret it either way, then you might aswell go for the titties. If the regret option was 'Regret doing it because your wife found out then it would be a different answer'.
I hope you..... sorry your 'colleague' enjoyed yourself.

 

[Man of Harveys]

My advice is that he should bang her, bang her, bang her again, then bang her again. Then next week, phone her up and repeat.

 

[Lokki 7]

I found myself in a situation last week alone in a flat with a pretty girl who asked me if I wanted sex. No one would ever have found out as I have no connection with her (don't ask how I ended up there in the first place but it was innocent, honest guv). I'm married of 6 years by the way. I said no, made my excuses and left, as they say in the News of the World. And I feel bloody good about myself to be honest. So, in your "friends" case I'd say leave it well alone, very little upside and a whole world of shit if it blows up.

 

[crasher]

I found myself in a situation last week alone in a flat with a pretty girl who asked me if I wanted sex. No one would ever have found out as I have no connection with her (don't ask how I ended up there in the first place but it was innocent, honest guv). I'm married of 6 years by the way. I said no, made my excuses and left, as they say in the News of the World. And I feel bloody good about myself to be honest. So, in your "friends" case I'd say leave it well alone, very little upside and a whole world of shit if it blows up.

you big gayer

 

[Lokki 7]

you big gayer

 

[Man of Harveys]

I found myself in a situation last week alone in a flat with a pretty girl who asked me if I wanted sex. No one would ever have found out as I have no connection with her (don't ask how I ended up there in the first place but it was innocent, honest guv). I'm married of 6 years by the way. I said no, made my excuses and left, as they say in the News of the World. And I feel bloody good about myself to be honest. So, in your "friends" case I'd say leave it well alone, very little upside and a whole world of shit if it blows up.

Is she still there? You got her number?

 

[Starry]

One of my colleagues at graduation yesterday had advances made to him by a 21 year old undergraduate.

He is married and 20 years older than her, BUT she has great tits.

And no, I won't say which option he took, as a gentleman never tells..........(but I repeat, GREAT tits)

That type is situation is better to regret not doing thing. And if he is the type of guy who thinks great tits are worth more than his marriage he's probably not the type of guy to feel regret anyway.

But there are different situations where it's better to regret doing it rather than not.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I found myself in a situation last week alone in a flat with a pretty girl who asked me if I wanted sex. No one would ever have found out as I have no connection with her (don't ask how I ended up there in the first place but it was innocent, honest guv). I'm married of 6 years by the way. I said no, made my excuses and left, as they say in the News of the World. And I feel bloody good about myself to be honest. So, in your "friends" case I'd say leave it well alone, very little upside and a whole world of shit if it blows up.

Was it the scarf that did it?

 

[Lokki 7]

Is she still there?

I believe she goes out occasionally, it wasn't a prison cell I was visiting! And no, I didn't take her number so you can't have it. She was Swedish as well .

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I reckon it has to be better to regret not doing it. That way you can spend many hours day dreaming, wondering what it would have been like, or discussing it in a pub with mates, safe in the knowledge that you didn't f*** your life up. Better that than have a memory of something that may not have actually been that good anyway, great tits aside, and regret how you threw away a long term relationship for a pair of pert knockers.

 

[Lokki 7]

Was it the scarf that did it?

Nah. More likely my huge cock when I jumped out from behind the bushes outside her flat and flashed her. Works every time.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Actually Lokki, stories of your cock aside, I'm very interested as to how you ended up in this most compromising of positions. Were you dressed as a Sheik trying to stitch Sven up?

 

[Stat Brother]

I found myself in a situation last week alone in a flat with a pretty girl who asked me if I wanted sex. No one would ever have found out as I have no connection with her (don't ask how I ended up there in the first place but it was innocent, honest guv). I'm married of 6 years by the way. I said no, made my excuses and left, as they say in the News of the World. And I feel bloody good about myself to be honest. So, in your "friends" case I'd say leave it well alone, very little upside and a whole world of shit if it blows up.

Have you since informed, Mrs Lokki 7, what a good boy she married?

 

[El Presidente]

I reckon it has to be better to regret not doing it. That way you can spend many hours day dreaming, wondering what it would have been like, or discussing it in a pub with mates, safe in the knowledge that you didn't f*** your life up. Better that than have a memory of something that may not have actually been that good anyway, great tits aside, and regret how you threw away a long term relationship for a pair of pert knockers.

I am inclined to agree. We have already spent a few hours discussing just how good her tits would actually be in the flesh, and that is far more interesting than winding him up about what his wife would do if she ever found out about him porking her.

 

[Lokki 7]

Have you since informed, Mrs Lokki 7, what a good boy she married?

I may have mentioned it in passing... 87 times.

 

[Man of Harveys]

But the truth is that the wife won't always find out? Unless you're stupid or like flirting with danger, it shouldn't be difficult. The "do quite the right thing" kneejerk response seems to presuppose that you'll automatically get caught and lose house/kids/stereo (in ascending order of importance) within a week. For the sake of shagging some young lady, possibly for the last time in your life? In some cases it's a risk worth taking.

 

[Silent Bob]

And no, I didn't take her number so you can't have it.

That's ok, you can just give us her address.